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W reck-It Ralph smashed onto the cinema scene in 2012 with some state-of-the-art animation, great voice performances, and a uniquely sharp script. We’re going to break down the Wreck-It Ralph screenplay by looking at its quotes, characters, and meta-references. By the end, you might be inspired to write a meta-textual script just like Phil Johnston and Jennifer Lee did!
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WHO WROTE Wreck It Ralph SCRIPT?
Written by phil johnston and jennifer lee.
Based on a story by Rich Moore, Phil Johnston, and Jim Reardon.
Phil Johnston is an American screenwriter, director, producer and voice actor. He’s most famous for co-writing Wreck-It Ralph , Zootopia , and Ralph Breaks the Internet .
Jennifer Lee is an American screenwriter, director, and CCO of Walt Disney Animation Studios. Lee has screenwriting credits on Wreck-It Ralph , Frozen , Zootopia , and Frozen II — she also served as the director of both Frozen films.
STORY BREAKDOWN
Structure of wreck-it ralph screenplay.
Here is the story structure for Wreck It Ralph screenplay:
Ralph, a brute with a heart of gold, serves the role of the “bad guy” inside an old arcade game called Fix-It Felix. Inside the game, Felix is revered as a hero while Ralph is relegated to the dumps. Felix fears Ralph is going to end up like Turbo – who went AWOL after losing his star-status in the arcade.
Inciting Incident
On the night of the game’s 30th anniversary, Ralph confronts Felix (and the denizens of the game-world) by saying that they treat him unfairly. The denizens say that if he can find a medal to prove he’s a good-guy, they’ll let him live in the game-world’s penthouse.
Plot Point One
Ralph leaves the world of Fix-It Felix to find a medal in another game. After a night of drinking, Ralph steals the armor of a character from Hero’s Duty and secures a shiny medal from the game. Meanwhile Fix-It Felix falls into disarray without Ralph’s presence.
Rising Action
Ralph is rocketed out of Hero’s Duty into Candy World. A young girl named Vanellope steals the medal from the ship’s wreckage and uses it to enter a grand prix race.
Ralph learns that Vanellope is a glitch and is treated like an outcast by everybody in Candy World. Out of sympathy, Ralph protects Vanellope despite the fact she stole his medal.
Plot Point Two
Felix and commander Calhoun from Hero’s Duty are hot on Ralph’s trail. Ralph helps Vanellope design a kart to compete in the grand prix.
While Ralph teaches Vanellope how to drive, King Candy goes into the game’s code and steals the medal. Felix is captured at the castle by King Candy’s underlings.
King Candy tells Ralph that if Vanellope wins the race, she’ll be added to the game’s roster and players will think the game is broken because she’s a glitch – which would ultimately put the game out of service. King Candy gives Ralph the medal and tasks him with wrecking her cart for her own good.
Ralph learns Fix-It Felix is going to be retired and realizes that winning the medal meant nothing. When all hope seems lost, Ralph sees Vanellope on the promotional art for the kart-racing game and correctly deduces she’s not a glitch. He then learns King Candy turned her into a glitch out of spite.
Ralph and Felix fix Vanellope’s kart and send her to the race. Calhoun returns to tell everybody the bugs are attacking the game. Vanellope races neck-and-neck with King Candy, who reveals he’s actually Turbo. Turbo plays dirty and knocks Vanellope off course.
Ralph confronts King Candy and embraces his “bad guy” qualities before smashing into the diet-cola mountain. Felix fixes the finish-line and ushers Vanellope over it, restoring her right as princess of the land.
Vanellope embraces her true personality and pledges to change the land for the better. Ralph returns to his game with a newfound appreciation for life.
Wreck-It Ralph Script Takeaway #1
Wreck-it ralph makes meta-references.
The Wreck-It Ralph screenplay is chock-full of references to other works. We imported the Wreck-It Ralph script into StudioBinder’s screenwriting software to highlight some of the best meta-references.
In this scene, King Candy makes a not-so-subtle allusion to one Jack Nicholson’s famous line from Batman ; one of Tim Burton’s best movies . Read through the scene and try to catch where the reference is hidden.
Wreck-It Ralph Script • Read Batman Reference Scene
Jack Nicholson’s line “You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses would you?” is one of the most famous lines in superhero cinema – and his delivery of the line is one reason why he’s considered one of the best Joker actors of all-time . Disney movies are often littered with references to classic cinema. Inside Out for example has a subtle-nod to Roman Polanski’s Chinatown when the police officer says “forget about it, it’s cloud town.” But perhaps no Disney movie has more meta-textual references than Wreck-It Ralph .
Here are a few of the best meta-textual references in the film.
- When Ralph says, “what’s going on in this candy-coated Heart of Darkness?” Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness is a classic novel that served as the basis for Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now .
- Hero’s Duty is a direct riff on Call of Duty and the pervading popularity of first-person shooters compared to traditional arcade games.
- Sonic the Hedgehog appears in the game-station.
- Several famous video-game characters appear in the “bad guys club,” including Bowser, Zangief, and Dr. Eggman (Robotnik).
- Dance Dance Revolution is featured in the arcade.
Here are some other easter eggs that appear in the final cut of the film:
Wreck It Ralph Movie Script to Screen • Wreck It Ralph Easter Eggs by MsMojo
I hate to say it but there is an inherent value in things that make us say “oh I know that.” When we see Pac-Man show up in Wreck-It Ralph , we treat him like a celebrity showing up to an after-party. His presence makes us say “he’s here? Who else is gonna be here?”
And as it turns out, a lot of other people are at the party that is Wreck-It Ralph – and watching them show up is an exercise in constant engagement.
Wreck It Ralph Script Takeaway #2
Wreck-it ralph characters are flawed.
One of the reasons why Wreck-It Ralph characters are multi-dimensional is because they’re deeply flawed. Take Vanellope for example: she’s a glitch in the game’s system. Her flaw is inherent. Turbo’s flaw is a need for adoration — which proves to be a tragic flaw, his hamartia , because it leads to his undoing. But Calhoun is perhaps the most flawed character of them all.
Let’s go back to the script to see why Calhoun is the cold, abrasive soldier she is. As you’re reading, think about how this scene accomplishes two things: the establishment of her backstory while satirizing video game cliches .
Wreck It Ralph Characters Backstory • Read Flawed Characters Scene
Here, we see that Calhoun was traumatized by a cy-bug attack on her wedding day. This makes her vendetta against the cy-bugs personal and further endears us to her mission. Let’s check out the scene from the film:
What is Wreck It Ralph About? • Sergeant Calhoun’s Backstory
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the way this scene was framed. By framing it as a flashback , the writers skip all the unnecessary fluff and get straight to the point. We learn what happened to Calhoun and why she’s so cold within 30 seconds. A concise way to cover a supporting character backstory.
Wreck-It Ralph Script Takeaway #3
Wreck-it ralph quotes are mematic .
There are a lot of great Wreck-It Ralph quotes but only one has become a fan-favorite. Can you guess which one? Read through the scene below and you might recognize some wise words from Zangief.
Wreck It Ralph Screenplay PDF • Read the Wreck It Ralph Bad Guys Anonymous Scene
Leave it to Disney to sprinkle in some profound commentary on identity issues in a movie about arcade games. Zangief’s quote, “Zangief, you are bad guy. But this does not mean you are bad guy ” serves as a thematic basis for the whole script. It’s also become a meme but that’s neither here nor there.
Let’s jump ahead to see how this quote is resolved in the final act of the film. Here, Ralph embraces the mantra of the bad guys club even though we know his actions prove he’s a good guy.
Wreck It Ralph Script to Screen • Wreck It Ralph – I’m Bad, And That’s Good
So is Ralph a good guy or a bad guy? Well, he’s a good guy but everybody thinks he’s a bad guy. Perhaps screenwriters Phil Johnston and Jennifer Lee aim to say that you can’t control what others think – and you can’t let what they think weigh you down. In the end, all you can do is all you can do. And even if everybody thinks you’re a bad guy, that doesn’t mean you are a bad guy .
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Simply tremendous. Disney's Wreck-It Ralph restores Disney Animation to the storytelling prowess it once enjoyed in the early 90s. At times hilarious and at others heartfelt, even daring to venture into an emotionally dark place unseen in most modern animated films, Rich Moore's feature directorial debut both delights and entertains those who loved the arcade and those who love competent storytelling.
If there is but one critique to be had (ignoring a several generations-behind lighting aesthetic) it is the film's unfortunate by-the-book use of Blake Snyder's Save the Cat! ("Hey sad Q-Bert, you wanna cherry? Good thing I picked these up so I could show everyone what a nice guy I am...") Unfortunate in that many will attribute Wreck-It Ralph's success to its dogmatic approach to STC's meaningless fifteen " beats ", when in reality it is the film's effectiveness at making a solid and complete argument that elevates it above the rest. Ironic really, especially when one takes into account the grand argument Wreck-It Ralph makes: It's not the superficial surface labels that count (All is Lost moment quickly followed by the Dark Night of the Soul moment, etc.), but rather the programming within that truly defines who and what you are.
Regardless of how they got there, the filmmakers behind Wreck-It Ralph created a story and characters that will last long after the quarters have run out.
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Wreck-It Ralph/Transcript
- 1 01. Opening
- 2 02. 30 Years
- 3 03 Hero's Duty
- 4 04 Sugar Rush
- 5 05 The Glitch
- 6 06 Going Turbo
- 7 07 Making a Car
- 8 08 Driving Lessons
- 9 09 King Candy's Secret
- 10 10 Out of Order
- 11 11 Every Day of my Life
- 12 13 Cy-Bug Invasion
- 13 14 Can't Leave the Game
- 14 15 One Game at a Time
01. Opening [ ]
The movie opens with a view of an arcade machine named “Fix-It-Felix.” We hear the rattle of a coin being inserted and the game comes to life. We see a pixelated muscular man named Ralph walk up to a stump, yawn, and sleep in it.
RALPH (V.O.): My name’s Ralph, and I’m a Bad Guy.
A bulldozer moves Ralph and the stump to a dump. Ralph’s head pops out of the stump.
RALPH (V.O.): Let's see...I’m 9 feet tall. I weigh 643 pounds. Got a little bit of a temper on me.
RALPH (ON-SCREEN): Hey, you moved my stump! Aaaarrggghhhh!
The NICELAND APARTMENTS are constructed where the stump was.
RALPH (V.O.): My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess. Not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else? I’m a wrecker. I wreck things. Professionally.
Ralph : I’m Gonna Wreck It!
Ralph wrecks the building. He throws a Nicelander..
RALPH (V.O.): I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. The thing is, fixing is the name of the game. Literally, "Fix It Felix Jr."
NICELANDERS: FIX IT, FELIX!
Felix: I Can Fix It!
RALPH (V.O.): So yeah, naturally the guy with the name Fix-it Felix is the good guy. He’s nice enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But if you’ve got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be?
MARY: YOO-HOO!
MARY pops up in a window with a pie. Felix eats the pie, and a protective, shiny hard-hat appears on his head.
RALPH (V.O.): If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee he would not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly.
All the damage is repaired in seconds. The screen reads “YOU FIXED IT!” From behind the clouds appears a little medal which places itself around Felix’s neck, and a Nicelander gives him a peck on the cheek. The Nicelanders pick up Ralph and thrown him off the roof.
RALPH (V.O.): And when Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that I say, “Ha!”
RALPH: Ahhhhhhhh!
He lands on the ground in the mud. KER-PLUNK.
RALPH (V.O.): A-a-and no, there aren't.
We pull back from the game console. We’re in
INT. LITWAK’S FAMILY FUN CENTER
The place is bustling.
TEXT: "30 YEARS AGO"
TIME LAPSE -- The arcade expands over the years. Old games get wheeled out. New games get wheeled in. Owner LARRY LITWAK takes real good care of the place through the years.
RALPH (V.O.): 30 years I've been doing this, and I've seen a lotta other games come and go. Kind of sad. I think about all those guys from Asteroids? Boom! Gone. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, y'know? Hey, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at; I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it.
TEXT: “TODAY”
The arcade is older now, and all the other games are more modern. A giant first-person shooter game gets wheeled in. The arcade closes. The “Open” sign shuts off.
IN DDR: The dancer relaxes.
DANCER: All clear! The arcade's closed!
IN STREET FIGHTER: Two fighters, RYU and KEN stop beating each other.
RYU: Shoryuken! Whoo! What a day. So, you want to head to Tapper's, Ken?
KEN: If you're buying, buddy.
BACK ON THE FIX-IT FELIX CONSOLE: Felix and the Nicelanders are still on the roof.
FELIX: Quittin’ time!
We push through the game screen...
EXT. NICELAND - DAY
The game is now in toon 3D. Most everything is squared like pixels, being a game from the 80s. The Nicelanders and their machines have jerky, snappy motions while Ralph and Felix have smooth and fluid movement.
RALPH (V.O.): I don't know. Maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way if things were different after work. But it is what it is.
FELIX: Good job, everyone!
RALPH (V.O.): Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes which he's just fixed, and everyone, you know...
Ralph picks himself up from the mud. He watches sadly as the Nicelanders ignore him and carry Felix to the penthouse.
RALPH (V.O.): They go to their homes, I go to mine which happens to be a dump. And when I say "a dump," I don't mean like a shabby place. I mean an actual dump, where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts, that's... That's what I call home.
Ralph climbs up the brick pile he calls home.
RALPH (V.O.): I guess I can't bellyache too much. I got my bricks, I got my stump.
He pummels the bricks into dust and pulls a pile of bricks over him like a blanket. He stares longingly at the building.
RALPH (V.O.): It looks uncomfortable. It's actually fine. I'm good. But, if I'm really honest with myself, I see Felix up there, getting patted on the back, people are giving him pie and thanking him and so happy to see him all the time.
RALPH’S POV: Through the penthouse windows, he can see Felix being ushered over by the Nicelanders over a hot pie.
RALPH (V.O.): Sometimes I think...
FADE TO CLOSE ON RALPH: As he speaks out-loud.
RALPH: Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
Ralph sits in a room full of VIDEO GAME BAD GUYS. They all clap in response to Ralph's confession. A sign on the wall reads: “BadAnon: One Game at a Time.” If you hadn’t guessed, it’s AA but for video game bad guys, of all shapes, sizes and genres. Even Bowser is there.
CLYDE (PACMAN): Nice share, Ralph. As fellow Bad Guys, we've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it.
RALPH: Really?
ZANGIEF (STREET FIGHTER): Right here. I am Zangief. I am Bad Guy.
ALL: Hi, Zangief.
RALPH: Hi, Zangief.
ZANGIEF: I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow egg between my thighs. (smacking his thigh) And I think, "Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like Good Guy?" Then I have moment of clarity. If Zangief is Good Guy, who'll crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs? And I say, "Zangief, you are Bad Guy, but this does not mean you are ‘bad’ guy ."
Claps of understanding.
RALPH: Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there.
ZOMBIE: Zombie! Bad guy!
ALL: Hi, Zombie.
RALPH: Hi, Zombie.
ZOMBIE: Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good! Bad! (GROWLS) You must love you .
KANO/CY-BORG: Yeah! Inside HERE!
Kano/Cy-borg rips out Zombie’s heart, shows it to Ralph.
RALPH: Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping.
CLYDE: Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?
RALPH: I don't know. I just felt like coming. I suppose it has something to do with the fact that... Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game.
SAITINE: Happy anniversary, Ralph.
RALPH: Thanks, Satan.
SAITINE: Uh, it's Saitine , actually.
RAPLH: Got it. But here's the thing. (SIGHS) I don't wanna be the Bad Guy anymore.
Bowser breathes fire balls; Clyde turns blue; the other Bad-Anon members gasp.
KANO/CYBORG: You can't mess with the program, Ralph!
BISON: You're not goin' Turbo, are you?
RALPH: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! C'mon, guys! Is it Turbo to want a friend? Or a medal, or a piece of pie every once in a while? Is it Turbo to want more out of life?
ZOMBIE: (bluntly) Yes.
CLYDE: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.
ZANGIEF: Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.
CLYDE: Now, let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation.
They all stand up and join hands, or whatever they have instead of hands. Clyde, having no limbs, has two other villains with their hand and saw on his back.
ALL BAD GUYS: I'm Bad, and that's Good. I will never be Good, and that's not Bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Ralph hasnt recited the Affirmation. His eyes are wide open, a non-believer.
The TITLE burns in over Ralph:
WRECK-IT RALPH
CLYDE: Okay gang, see you next week.
The bad guys break the circle. Satan puts a supportive hand on Ralph’s back.
M. BISON (O.S): Listen, I can't do snacks next week.
SAITINE: Hang in there, Ralph.
CLYDE: Hey, Zombie, don't forget your hatchets .There you go.
We pull out to see that the meeting was held in the center room of Pac-Man. Ralph filches two cherries and catches up with the others.
02. 30 Years [ ]
Cherries in hand, he catches up to the group on a cable train headed to
GAME CENTRAL STATION
The train runs through the power cord of a Pac-Man console and reaches the power strip. The Bad Guys get off and enter the station, which resembles New York's Grand Central Station, providing entrances to other games in the arcade and full of VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS bustling about.
Ralph passes through the entrance, and a rent-a-cop, SURGE PROTECTOR, appears out of nowhere. A buzzer sounds.
RALPH: Ugh.
SURGE: Step aside, sir. Random security check.
RALPH: Random, my behind! You always stop me.
SURGE: I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?
RALPH: Lara Croft.
SURGE: Name?
RALPH: Wreck-It Ralph!
SURGE: And where are you coming from?
RALPH: Uh... Pac-Man.
SURGE: You bring any fruit with you?
Ralph hides the cherries behind his back.
RALPH: Nope! No. No fruit.
SURGE: Okay, then. Where are you heading?
RALPH: Uh, Fix-It Felix Jr.
SURGE: Anything to declare?
RALPH: I hate you.
SURGE: I get that a lot. Proceed.
As Ralph walks through the station eating his cherries, Paperboy falls out of his bike.
ANGEL KID: Bad guy coming!
Two Angel Kids, Dig Dug and Frogger scurry, dig and hop away at the sight of Ralph. He passes a screen displaying a PSA video narrated by Sonic.
SONIC (IN PSA): If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert, and whatever you do, don't die. Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate. Ever. Game over.
Ralph comes upon a group of homeless characters, Q*Bert amongst them, who hold a sign: “Out of Order. Please Help!” Feeling kind, Ralph hands Q*Bert a cherry.
RALPH: Here you go, buddy. It's fresh. Straight from Pac-Man's. Hang in there, guys.
He approaches the entrance to the Fix-It Felix portal. The buzzer sounds and Surge Protector appears.
RALPH: (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
In a gorgeous penthouse, Disco lights spin, Nicelanders dance and drink. SKRILLEX DJs, a clown mixes drinks, and Felix passes out hors d'oeuvres.
EXT. NICELAND - FIX-IT FELIX
Ralph arrives at a small station on the trolley. CRACK! SIZZLE! Ralph looks up just as “WE LOVE YOU FELIX” fireworks burst over the Niceland apartments. He notices lights flashing in the penthouse and grabs two empty bottles to use as binoculars.
RALPH: " Happy 30th Anniversary"? They're having a party without me.
Eating his way across the buffet table is PAC-MAN.
RAPLH: Pac-Man? They invited Pac-Man!? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game! (SLAMS THE BOTTLES ON THE GROUND, SHATTERING THEM)
INT. NICELAND PENTHOUSE
Felix struts through the room, happy and proud.
ROY: Great party, Felix.
FELIX: Why thank you, friend.
DEANNA: Felix, you’re needed on the dance floor!
Deanna drags him onto a colorful dance floor. Felix does his Fix-it Hammer dance. Everyone follows along.
NICELANDERS: Oooh-oooh! Fix-It Felix! Oooh-oooh! Fix-It Felix!
The door bell RINGS.
FELIX: Oh! I'll bet that's Mario. Fashionably late, per the norm.
GENE: I'll get it, Felix.
Gene dances to the door and opens it.
A smiling Ralph fills the door frame. Before the Bad Guy can speak, Gene slams the door on him.
GENE: It's Ralph!
SHRIEKS AND MURMURS of shock and confusion.
DON: He'll wreck the party!
MARY: Hide the stemware!
ROY: Get rid of him, Felix.
FELIX: Oh, right. I'll go talk to him. Carry on, everyone.
INT. PENTHOUSE HALLWAY
Ralph still stands at the door. Felix slips out, unassuming.
FELIX: Ralph, can I help you?
RALPH: Hey, Felix. Just wanted to check on you. I saw a big explosion or something go over the building there.
FELIX: Oh, those were just fireworks.
RALPH: Fireworks. Okay. Phewf. Somebody's birthday, or...
FELIX: Well, it's more of an anniversary. The 30th anniversary of our game, actually.
RALPH: What? Is that today?
FELIX: I know!
RALPH: Oh, I'm such a dummy with dates. Anyway, uh, congratulations.
FELIX: Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too.
Awkward silence. They’re not enemies, but Felix is very unconfortable. Finally, the door opens. A Frogger TURTLE sticks his head out.
GLEN: Hi. Just a heads-up, Felix. They're bringing out the cake in a few shakes.
RALPH: Hey, Glen.
GLEN: Ralph.
Glen shuts the door, fast.
RALPH: Cake? Heard about this cake stuff. Never had it. No one ever seems to throw it out so it never ends up in the dump. I never actually tasted it. Uh... I've always wanted to try cake.
FELIX: ( shaking his head) I don't suppose you'd like to come in and have a slice, would you?
INT. PENTHOUSE
RALPH: (bursting in) Hey-o, everybody! Oh!
Ralph’s head slams into the ceiling.
A large chunks falls down on Felix and he drops DEAD. A little flower floats above Felix, and we hear a quick cycle of DEATH MUSIC. Everyone GASPS in horror.
Felix suddenly regenerates next to Ralph.
FELIX: I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle.
The guests all exhale in relief.
FELIX: Now, you all know Ralph.
RALPH: Evening-
Ralph breaks the stairs with a single step.
RALPH: Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana...
DEANNA: Deanna...
RALPH: Big Gene!
GENE: Why is he here???
FELIX: He's just here for a slice of cake.
RALPH: And I'm a big part of the game, technically speaking. Why are you here, Gene?
Ralph bends down and he and Gene face off. Felix steps between them, breaking it up.
FELIX: Oh, look! The cake!
Mary wheels out an elaborate cake of the Niceland apartment building, complete with “We Love Felix” candy fireworks.
FELIX: Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary.
NORWOOD: Oh, and look! There's all of us at the top.
A little Felix stands on the roof, reaching for a medal, surrounded lovingly by Nicelanders. But there’s no sign of Ralph.
MARY: Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor. Norwood's is red velvet.
NORWOOD: Guilty!
MARY: And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene, and for Felix...
Ralph looks for his figurine, and finds himself in the mud, looking like some sort of deranged troll. His face sinks.
RALPH: Hey, Mary. Um... What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there?
MARY: Hmm? Oh. Uh, chocolate.
RALPH: I've never been real fond of chocolate.
MARY: Well, I did not know that.
RALPH: One other little thing. I hate to be picky, but, y'know, this angry little guy here...
Ralph picks up the little Ralph figurine.
MARY: My cake!
RALPH: ...might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else.
He puts him on the roof, smooshing the cake a little. Ralph pushes an ugly smile onto his figurine’s face.
RALPH: See that? Look at that smile.
GENE: No, no, no. You see, Ralph, there's no room for you up here.
Gene knocks Little Ralph back into the mud.
RALPH: Well, what about this? We can make room. Here. We could take turns. Easy.
Ralph puts Little Ralph back on top of the cake and places Little Felix into the mud instead. The Nicelanders GASP.
FELIX : How about we just eat the cake!
GENE: Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal!
RALPH: Well, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once?
Ralph rips the medal off, breaking the delicate fireworks, and puts it on little Ralph.
RALPH: Would that be the end of the world, Gene?
GENE: Now you're just being ridiculous.
Gene rips the medal off little Ralph, puts it on little Felix, and puts Felix back on the top. Gene takes little Ralph off the cake.
GENE: Only Good Guys win medals, and you, sir, are no Good Guy.
RALPH : I could be a Good Guy if I wanted to, and I could win a medal!
GENE: Uh-huh. And when you do, come and talk to us.
RALPH: And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys?
GENE: If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the penthouse! But it will never happen, because you're just the Bad Guy who wrecks the building.
RALPH: No, I'm not.
Gene slams Little Ralph back in the mud upside down.
GENE: Yes, you are!
RALPH: No, I'M NOT!!!
Ralph slams his fist down right on the cake. SMASH! Chunks of cake and frosting cover the Nicelanders. Pac-Man stops eating. His mouth falls open in shock. Ralph pulls his hand back and takes a gander at what he's done.
GENE: Y es. You. Are.
RALPH: All right, Gene. You know what? I'm going to win a medal. Oh, I am going to win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ever seen! A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants! And good night! Thank you for the party.
Ralph exits.
ROY: Is he serious?
GENE: Oh, please! Where's a Bad Guy going to win a medal? Of course he's not serious.
INT. TAPPER’S BAR
RALPH: I've never been more serious about anything in my life. That's why I came straight here, Tapper. You've never given me a bum steer. Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal?
TAPPER : I don't think such a game exists, Ralph.
RALPH: Oh, come on. You know people. There's got to be...
MALE CUSTOMER: Tapper, I need a root beer.
TAPPER: Coming! Hold that thought.
OUTSIDE THE GAME CONSOLE: we watch the 8-bit view of the Root Beer Tapper game as Tapper zips down a row of bars, sliding beers to other customers.
BACK INSIDE THE GAME: Tapper returns to Ralph’s side.
TAPPER: Okay. As you were saying.
RALPH: I was saying, I can't spend another 30 years living alone in the garbage. I'm not going back without a medal.
TAPPER: Well, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe somebody left a medal here. You're welcome to dig through the lost and found.
INT. BROOM CLOSET
Ralph digs through the “lost and found” crate. Behind him we see a hallway with the saloon doors on one side and restrooms on the other.
RALPH: Okay, let's see what we got here.
Ralph rummages through the box. A little cockroach scurries out of the box. Ralph SHOOS it.
RALPH: Oh! Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here. (back rummaging; Mario mushroom) Mushroom? No. What is this? (Metal Gear exclamation point) No. (a pair of red briefs) Oh, come on, Zangief! Gross.
Ralph sighs, pushes the crate back into the closet, sighs.
RALPH: What am I doing?
Just then, a heavily-armored space marine bumps past Ralph.
RALPH: Hey, excuse you!
The marine staggers on and right into the wall again and again, in a walk cycle. Meet PVT. MARKOWSKI.
MARKOWSKI: (mumbling, shell-shocked) We are humanity's last hope. Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs. We are humanity's last hope.
Ralph stands and looks at him, curious.
RALPH: Uh... You okay there, space cadet?
Markowski whips around quickly and grabs Ralph by the collar.
MARKOWSKI: (traumatized) We've only been plugged in a week, and every day it's "Climb the building, then fight bugs. Climb the building, fight more bugs!"
RALPH: Yeah, yeah. Right. Look. Easy on the overalls, spaceman. It's tough all over, all right?
MARKOWSKI: And all for what? A lousy medal?
RALPH: (Ding!) Medal? You win a medal?
MARKOWSKI: Yeah, Medal of Heroes.
RALPH: Ooh. Is it shiny?
MARKOWSKI: Eh-Pretty shiny.
RALPH: Ooh! And it says "hero" on it?
MARKOWSKI: Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
RALPH: And you say you win it by climbing a building?
MARKOWSKI: AND FIGHTING BUGS!!
RALPH: Right, bugs. Listen, is there any chance I could go with you to your game and, you know, maybe get one of those medals?
MARKOWSKI: Negatory.
RALPH: Does that mean maybe?
MARKOWSKI: No! Look, only the bravest and the best serve in our corps.
The little cockroach climbs up Ralph's shoulder.
MARKOWSKI: BUG! (SCREAMS)
Markowski runs off but slams into the wall and passes out. His helmet rolls before Ralph's feet. Ralph looks down at him and gets an idea. He also flings the cockroach again.
INT. BROOM CLOSET — MOMENTS LATER
MARKOWSKI: (dazed) We are humanity's last hope....
We see Markowski passed out in Zangief's briefs. An armored foot kicks Markowski’s leg in, slams the door, and breaks off the door handle. It’s Ralph in Markowski’s armor, his gut hanging out. He SUCKS in his breath, PULLS UP his pants. Breathes a sigh of relief. His gut pops back out.
03 Hero's Duty [ ]
INT. GAME CENTRAL STATION
FEMALE ANNOUNCER ON PA: Attention! The arcade will open in five minutes. Please report to your games.
A clumsy armored RALPH steps out of the Tapper’s entrance.
RALPH (to himself): I can't feel my legs. What is all this stuff?
The helmet's visor is cluttered with stats and meters. The surge protector gives him a sideways glare.
RALPH (to himself): Smells like Ralph in here. Okay, what was it called? Hero-Hero something. Hero’s -- Duty! Hero’s Duty. Oh, there it is.
He sees soldiers in the same uniform going into the HERO’S DUTY outlet. He follows. He trips over Q*Bert.
Q*BERT: @#!
RALPH: Sorry, Q*bert. (LIFTS HIS VISOR) It's me, Ralph. Shh!
Ralph runs to the entrance of Hero's Duty, bangs into an archway...
RALPH: The wall.
...before continuing on.
Q*BERT : (suspicious) @!?#?
INT. LITWAK’S FAMILY FUN CENTER — MORNING
The sun is up over Litwak’s. Litwak lights up the OPEN sign.
LITWAK: Morning, kids. Come on in. Good to see you. Good to see you. You, too, little fella.
INT. HERO’S DUTY - TRAM STATION
A high-speed shuttle sweeps up to a stop. The doors open. A smiling Ralph and a few other soldiers run out. MUSIC STARTS.
Ralph looks around in awe.
ANNOUNCER OVER PA: Quarter alert! Quarter alert! This is not a drill.
RALPH: Ooh! Sweet golden medal!
Ralph follows the other soldiers.
QUARTERS GO INTO A MACHINE.
A MOPPET GIRL picks up the gun in front of the Hero’s Duty console.
NARRATOR: On a planet with no name, a top-secret experiment has gone horribly wrong. You are humanity's last hope.
INT. HERO’S DUTY, DARK HULL — DAY
It’s chock full of soldiers. Ralph drops his gun and bumps into soldiers while trying to retrieve it.
RALPH: Rooting-tooting, ready for shooting! (CHUCKLES)
Just then, SERGEANT TAMORA JEAN CALHOUN steps up before her men.
CALHOUN: All right. Now listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. Fear is a four-letter word, ladies. If you want to go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself. It's make your mamas proud time!
RALPH: I love my mama!
OFFICER: Heads up! First-person shooter, coming through!
Soldiers make way for a rinky-dink robot with a flat-screen head that displays the count-down to game play. Stiff mechanical arms hold a gun. The wheels are wobbly to simulate walking. Meet the FIRST-PERSON SHOOTER (“FPS”).
RALPH: Ooh, robot! Boop, boop, boop. (CHUCKLES)
ANNOUNCER OVER PA:
CALHOUN: We are humanity's last hope. Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs. You ready, rookie? Let's find out.
The door opens and the view is vicious.
RALPH: ( TERRIFIED) Sweet Mother Hubbard!
The wind is wild. The terrain is dark, sharp and twisted. Giant CY-BUGS swarm by the millions. They’re part machine, part arthropod, with razor-sharp pincers, thrashing metal teeth and laser wings. A 99-story caustic building rises up out of the twisted ground behind them.
Ralph is pushed out of the hub with the other soldiers.
RALPH: No, no, no! Wait a second! Aah!
The soldiers shoot at Cy-Bugs from all directions.
CALHOUN: Cy-Bug, twelve o'clock. Take it, newbie.
As the girl starts killing bugs, Ralph runs around in a panic.
RALPH: No, no! Wait, wait!
He raises his gun and shoots randomly.
CALHOUN: Watch it, rookie! These monsters become what they eat.
A Cy-Bug grabs Ralph’s gun out of his hands and eats it.
RALPH: My gun! Give me that back.
The Cy-Bug’s arms MORPH into guns. It starts shooting. Ralph SCREAMS and runs away.
CALHOUN: (to the FPS) Shoot the eggs before they hatch!
A Cy-Bug lays some eggs in front of Ralph.
RALPH: Oh, no, no! Something's coming out of their bottom!
OUT IN THE ARCADE: The moppet girl looks confused.
RALPH: Oh, gross!
Calhoun steps into frame, grabs Ralph, and throws him off-screen.
CALHOUN: Markowski! Get back in formation! (getting back on script) All right, ladies, the kitten whispers and tickle fights stop now.
BACK INSIDE HERO’S DUTY
CALHOUN: The entrance to the lab is straight ahead.
Ralph peeks up from behind a rock, looks at the building.
RALPH: I'll meet you guys inside!
CALHOUN : No!
He runs for the building.
RALPH: Oh! Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
As soon as he crosses the bridge, he sets off a sensor. The lab doors fly open and a crowded swarm of Cy-Bugs pours out. Ralph runs up to the FPS, pleading to the screen.
RALPH: I thought this was going to be like Centipede! When did video games become so violent and scary!?
OUTSIDE THE GAME: The gamer is even more dumbfounded seeing his face pressed up against the screen as he blubbers.
RALPH (O.S) : Please, get me out of here!
BACK INSIDE THE GAME: Ralph uses the FPS droid as a meat shield.
RALPH: Take her! (MOPPET GIRL SCREAMS)
OUTSIDE THE GAME: The gamer watches the camera angle whips up to the jaws of a giant Cy-Bug, then turns red as if the FPS has fallen dead.
ANNOUNCER: GAME OVER...
The “GAME OVER” flashes on the screen. The girl slams the gun into its holder and marches away.
MOPPET GIRL: What a rip-off!
BACK INSIDE HERO’S DUTY: Ralph grapples with the Cy-Bug who tries to eat him.
RALPH: Ah! Get off me! It's game over. Stop it!
It’s not listening. It’s just an animal. Good thing it’s contained in this game and not in the station... right? Anyway, a beacon light suddenly shines through the center of the building and out the top.
SOLDIERS: Beacon up!
OFFICERS: Cease fire! Ceasefire!
The Cy-Bug suddenly stops attacking Ralph. It turns to the light and its eyes turn blue, charmed by it. It flies into the light and is zapped into oblivion, along with all the other bugs.
ANNOUNCER: Attention! Return to start positions. Return to start positions.
The fallen soldiers regenerate. The FPS robot rises back towards vertical. Ralph dusts him off.
RALPH: Here, let me help you. Sorry about that.
Irritated, its mechanical arms swat Ralph away. It rolls off.
RALPH: Yeah, you must be upset.
CALHOUN: Markowski!
RALPH: Who? Whoa! Oh, yeah, me. I'm Markowski.
Ralph stands at attention, chin raised, to avoid detection. Calhoun CLOCKS his helmet with hers.
CALHOUN: What's the first rule of Hero's Duty?!
RALPH: No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?
She clocks him again.
CALHOUN: Never interfere with the first-person shooter. Our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building so they can get a medal, and that's it! So stick to the program, soldier!
RALPH: Right. Right. Aye, aye.
ANNOUNCER: Quarter alert! Quarter alert!
CALHOUN: All right, pussy willows. Back to start positions!
RALPH: (Clocked a third time) Oh! Yeah, right. No way I'm going through that again.
He looks at the top of the formidable building.
RALPH: So that's where they keep the medal, huh?
INT. LITWAK’S ARCADE
The moppet that had been playing Hero’s Duty now walks up to a cheerful racing game called SUGAR RUSH. The marquee advertises: “New Racers Daily” and “Build your own kart.” Two BIG KIDS are playing it.
MOPPET GIRL: Hmm. "New racers daily." Sweet! I got next game.
The moppet goes to put a quarter on the console. The Big Kid slides her quarter off with a whole roll of quarters.
BIG KID ONE: Go away, kid! We're gonna play all nine of today's racers.
BIG KID TWO: Yeah!
MOPPET: Sorry.
The Moppet sighs, goes over to Fix-It Felix, Jr. instead.
INSIDE NICELAND: The intro music plays. Nicelanders take their positions. But Ralph does not, still being in Hero's Duty. A quote bubble pops up where he should be, reading: I’M GONNA WRECK IT!
BACK ON THE MOPPET: She looks confused.
MOPPET: Hmm. Where's the wrecking guy?
INSIDE NICELAND
The quote bubble just floats there.
MARY: Where's Ralph? He should be wrecking the building.
GENE: Shh! Stick with the program.
OUTSIDE OF CONSOLE
NICELANDERS: FIX IT, FELIX
FELIX: I can fix it!
He GASPS in shock to see there’s nothing to fix, but quickly recovers and smiles for the gamer, tossing his hammer slightly in a “technical difficulties fashion."
FELIX: (through gritted teeth) Ralph! Quarter alert! Game on!
The moppet tries to play normally. Felix, unable to resist, follows with the girl's actions.
DEANNA: Do something, Felix!
FELIX: Just act natural. I'll fix it.
BACK ON THE MOPPET
She freaks as the joystick moves on its own. Felix takes control, climbing down the building and waddling off screen.
FELIX: Ralph! Ralph!
MOPPET: What the???
FELIX: Ralph! RALPH!!!
Felix runs towards Ralph’s garbage pile. Ralph’s not there. Felix’s reassuring face turns to concern.
FELIX: Oh, my land! Where is he?
BACK ON THE MOPPET: She’s fed up.
MOPPET GIRL: Mr. Litwak!
LITWAK: What's the trouble, sweetheart?
MOPPET GIRL: The game's busted.
Mr. Litwak takes a look. He can see the Nicelanders panicking on screen while Felix tries to calm them down, and hears nonsensical computer chatter.
FELIX: I can fix it! I can fix it!
MR. LITWAK: Oh, boy. Looks like the game's gone cuckoo, like my nana. Sorry, sweetie. Here's your quarter back.
He gives her back a quarter.
MOPPET GIRL: But what about the game?
MR. LITWAK: I'll have someone look at it tomorrow, but if he can't fix it, it might be time to put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture. Like my nana.
INSIDE NICELAND: Felix and the Nicelanders watch in horror as an orange OUT OF ORDER sign eclipses the arcade light.
GENE: Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of order.
MARY: Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we're doomed!
ROY: They're gonna pull our plug!
Double the panic.
FELIX: Okay, everybody, calm down. Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tapper's again.
Just then, a light approaches through the cord.
FELIX: (relieved) See? There he is now.
The tram arrives, and out comes Q*Bert, not Ralph.
FELIX: Why, it's Q*bert. What brings you here, neighbor?
Q*BERT: @;&?@#
GENE: What's he saying, Felix?
FELIX: Stand by. My Q*bert-ese is a little rusty. (CLEARS THROAT) #?@=&!
Q*BERT: @!#?&;
Felix: ☁️🌪️%?
Q*BERT: %!&?÷£
FELIX: (GASPS) 💣 🦴💀❓
Q*BERT: 💣☠️⚡
FELIX: Ralph's gone Turbo!
HERO'S DUTY, TOWER
Lightning flashes across the sky. Ralph’s forgone the armor and he’s climbing the building. Ralph reaches the top. He peers in the window, sees:
A sea of eggs leads to a chamber in the middle of the room. Inside the chamber floats the Medal of Heroes.
RALPH: Ooh! Shiny.
ANNOUNCER : Attention! The arcade is now closed.
SOLDIER: Did you get a load of Markowski?
Calhoun stops, squints, sniffs. She raises her hand, quieting her troops.
CALHOUN: Shut your chew holes. (Hears something) Cy-Bug.
We hear a BLING. BLING. Felix steps out of the shadows.
Calhoun reels around starts firing.
CALHOUN: Taste it!
Soldiers open fire on Felix, too. He springs into action, bouncing, dodging bullets and laser beams. BLING. BLING.
Calhoun finally tackles him, straddles him and pins him down.
CALHOUN: Slick Tiddlywinking, pint-size.
She drives her gun’s muzzle into his face.
FELIX: I'm Fix-It Felix, Jr., ma'am. From the game, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
From the low angle, looking up at her.
FELIX: (lovestruck) Jiminey jaminey! Look at that high definition. Your face! It's amazing!
CALHOUN: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.
She lets him up. Her soldiers share sly smirks.
CALHOUN: Now, state your business.
FELIX: Oh. I'm looking for my colleague, Wreck-it Ralph?
CALHOUN: Never heard of him.
FELIX: Well, Q*bert saw him come in here.
CALHOUN: Impossible. Nothing gets past me.
A CLANKING is heard from above.
KOHUT: That came from the tower.
ON THE TOP FLOOR OF THE LAB:
Ralph punches the window, breaks it, and steps in. The medal floats above a stage circled by airborne slabs of armor. He does his most careful TIP-TOE across a sea of eggs.
RALPH: Nice eggs. Nice eggs! Okay. That was easy.
He climbs the steps up to the chamber, triggering a giant hologram head to appear.
GENERAL HOLOGRAM: Congratulations, soldier. It is my honor to bestow upon you the Medal of Heroes.
RALPH : Wow!
INT. RALPH’S PENTHOUSE - PARTY — VISION
-Ralph bursts in triumphantly with the medal.
-Mary wheels out a cake with a handsome Ralph on top.
-Ralph is on the dance floor surrounded by Nicelanders doing the Wreck-it Ralph dance.
-Gene is outside in the brick pile looking longingly up at the party through bottles. He cries.
BACK TO REALITY: The medal lands around Ralph’s neck.
RALPH: No way!
GENERAL HOLOGRAM: Ten-hut!
More holograms of space Colonels and Generals surround him.
RALPH: (LAUGHS) Wow!
All the holograms salute, as does the General.
GENERAL HOLOGRAM: History will long revere your courage and sacrifice.
RALPH: Well, thank you!
GENERAL HOLOGRAM: You have etched in the rock of virtue a legacy beyond compare.
RALPH: Thanks, guys. At ease!
GENERAL HOLOGRAM: You are the universe's greatest hero.
CRUNCH! Ralph steps on an egg.
RALPH: Oops! Aye-yai-yai.
The egg hatches to reveal an adorable baby Cy-Bug.
GENERAL HOLOGRAM: The living embodiment of all this corps represents..
RALPH: Oh. (SCREAMS)
The baby bug attacks him. As Ralph fumbles, every egg he touches glows green. All he does is the exact opposite of what the hologram says:
GENERAL HOLOGRAM: Bravery. Integrity. Grace under pressure. And above all, dignity.
Ralph stumbles around, flies back and into one of the space pods. A harness immediately locks him in place. The door slams shut.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Escape pod activated.
The engine fires and then BOOM! The space pod bursts out of the top of the building and zooms away.
INSIDE THE POD: Ralph struggles to pull the Cy-Bug off him.
RALPH: (struggling) Get off my face!
KOHUT: Incoming!
In slomo, the pod flies right by Calhoun and Felix. As it passes by, Calhoun sees the Cy-Bug on Ralph’s face.
FELIX: Ralph!
CALHOUN: Cy-Bug!
The pod flies out of the game through the tunnel to Game Central.
INT. GAME CENTRAL STATION - MOMENTS LATER
Ralph’s pod blasts into the terminal, spiralling like an out-of-control bottle rocket off the floor and walls. The pod launches into the tunnel of another game before bumping into Sonic, causing him to drop all the scattered rings. Ralph tries to pry the bug off of his face. POP! It lets go.
RALPH: A-ha!
But then the bug starts to grow, fast.
RALPH: Oh, no!
The blackness of the tunnel turns pink.
04 Sugar Rush [ ]
A CANDY WORLD
The pod slips out of a giant chocolate-dipped cone with sprinkles and flies through cotton candy clouds. Some of the candy is sucked through the vent, shorting out an engine. The pod flies through more cotton candy, then dives under a layer of brown liquid candy, and crashes through a forest of peppermint stick trees. It comes to a halt at the edge of a cliff, and Ralph and the Cy-Bug slam against the dash.
Something beeps. It’s the EJECT button!
Ralph and the Cy-Bug are catapulted out of the ship. Ralph is flung into a tree. The Cy-Bug continues on and slams into a nearby tree. It falls into a taffy pool and sinks as if dead.
RALPH: Sayonara, sucker!
From the red and white stripped tree top, Ralph turns to see the vast, colorful land of candy before him.
RALPH: Sugar Rush?
A huge SUGAR RUSH sign glistens. Dessert go-karts whizz across a red candy curvy race track.
RALPH: Oh, no! This is that candy go-cart game over by the Whac-A-Mole. I gotta get out of here.
He wipes the stickiness off on his shirt and realizes that his medal is gone.
RALPH: Oh, no! My medal! (Stutters)
He spots the medal dangling from the highest branch of another peppermint tree.
RALPH: No, no, no, no, my medal!
Ralph quickly climbs down the tree as it shakes from his weight.
EXT. THE MEDAL IN THE PEPPERMINT TREE — MOMENTS LATER
RALPH: No, no no! My medal!
The tree is surrounded by a bubbling taffy pool. Ralph teeters across some wobbly gum drops floating in the pool. He grabs the tree and climbs, eyes on the medal.
??? (O.S.): Hi, mister!
RALPH: AHHH!!
He falls down a few feet, terrified. But it’s only VANELLOPE VON SCHWEETZ, an 11-year-old girl with black hair and a high ponytail, looking down from a branch above him.
VANELLOPE: Hello.
RALPH: Man, you scared me, kid. Ah, I nearly soiled myself.
VANELLOPE: What's your name?
RALPH: Uh... Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph.
VANELLOPE: You're not from here, are you?
RALPH: No, well, yeah. I mean, not from right in this area. I'm just doing some work here.
VANELLOPE: What kind of work?
He continues climbing.
RALPH: Some routine candy tree trimming. You probably want to stand back. In fact, this whole area is technically closed while we're trimming.
VANELLOPE: Who's "we"?
RALPH: Candy tree department.
He climbs higher.
VANELLOPE: Oh! Where is everybody else?
RALPH: Ah, it's just me today.
VANELLOPE: So you just meant like the royal "we"?
RALPH: Yep. That's right.
Vanellope springs up to a branch by his face and hangs upside down.
VANELLOPE: Are you a hobo?
RALPH: No, I am not a hobo. But I am busy, so you go, go home.
VANELLOPE: What’s that? I didn’t hear you. Your breath is so bad, it made my ears numb.
RALPH: Listen, I tried to be nice --
VANELLOPE: (mimicking him) I tried to be nice.
RALPH: You’re mimicking me.
VANELLOPE (still mimicking) You’re mimicking me.
RALPH: Okay, that is rude, and this conversation is over.
He climbs on.
VANELLOPE: (still mimicking) That is rude and this conversation is -- hahaha. (watching him) I wouldn’t grab that branch if I were you.
RALPH: I’m from the candy tree department, so I know what...
He grabs the branch. Bloop-bloop!
VANELLOPE : It’s a double stripe.
POOF. Ralph Falls but catches a single-stripe.
VANELLOPE: Double stripes break. Guh-doy! Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
RALPH: Uh, I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
VANELLOPE: Well, why are you so freakishly...
Just then, she notices the glistening medal.
VANELLOPE: Sweet mother of monkey milk! A gold coin!
RALPH: Don’t even think about it. That is mine.
VANELLOPE: Race you for it!
Vanellope moves like a monkey up the branches. Ralph follows.
RALPH: Hey! I don’t have to race you for it, because it’s mine!
Grabs a double stripe.
VANELLOPE: Double stripe!
POOF! It BREAKS!
RALPH: Come back here! Give it back, give it, give it!
Vanellope makes it to the top and grabs the medal.
VANELLOPE: The winner!
RALPH: Give it back! Give it!
VANELLOPE: Whoa!
Ralph grabs the branch she’s on and flings her off. She drops the medal, he catches it. She dives for it, misses. Ralph lands on a double-stripe.
VANELLOPE: Double stripe!
POOF. He falls. The medal goes flying again. He grabs the bottom branch and hangs inches above the BUBBLING taffy. The medal flies up into Vanellope’s hand.
VANELLOPE: Thank you.
She hops off the tree to the ground, safely beyond the taffy.
RALPH: Look, wait! Let me talk to you for one second. Here’s the thing, I’m not from the candy tree department.
VANELLOPE: Lying to a child. Shame on you, Ralph.
RALPH: But I wasn’t lying about the medal. That is my medal! That’s why I was climbing the tree. It’s mine! It’s precious to me.
Vanellope polishes the medal, admiring it.
RALPH: That thing is my ticket to a better life!
VANELLOPE: Well, now it’s my (glitches) ti-i-i-i-i-i-i-icket.
RALPH: What the…
VANELLOPE: See ya, chump.
She runs off.
RALPH: Come back! I’ll find you! I will find you!
VANELLOPE (O.S.): Double stripe!
Ralph falls into the gooey taffy pool! He bubbles up, looking like a taffy beast.
RALPH: Nowhere to hide!
He disappears back beneath the sticky surface.
INT. GAME CENTRAL - OUTSIDE SUGAR RUSH ENTRANCE
Surge Protector shows Felix and Calhoun the damaged entrance to Sugar Rush.
SURGE: Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot. Then he went barrelling down there into that sweet, little game like a crazy person.
Calhoun studies the entrance to Sugar Rush.
CALHOUN: Sugar Rush. (a steely Clint Eastwoodesque squint) Cy-Bugs’ll chew up/take over that game faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters.
FELIX: (following close behind) What was that now?
She turns on him, dead serious.
CALHOUN: What’re you, thick? There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle! (Off his confused look) Do you even know what a Cy-Bug IS?
FELIX: I can’t say that I do, ma’am.
CALHOUN: (like talking to a child) Cy-Bugs are like a virus. They don’t know they’re in a game. All they know is eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them, they’ll take over/consume Sugar Rush. But do you think they’ll stop there?
FELIX: Yes!
CALHOUN: WRONG! Viruses do not stop!
She stands up straight and majestic and looks over Game Central to all the tunnels leading to so many games and all the characters from them.
CALHOUN: Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, they’ll invade/take over every other game until this arcade is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. (Resolute) Kohut! My cruiser. [Gimme my cruiser!]
Kohut hands her what looks like a folded surf board. Calhoun heads down the steps to the tunnel.
FELIX: Jeepers. Is she always this intense?
KOHUT: It's not her fault. She's programmed with the most tragic back-story ever. The one day she didn't do a perimeter check...
INT. CHURCH
KOHUT (V.O.): ...her wedding day.
Calhoun and her incredibly handsome fiance, BRAD, are about to exchange vows at the altar. Just then, a giant Cy-Bug crashes through the stained-glass window and CHOMPS down on the groom. Calhoun pulls out her automatic weapons and starts shooting through RAGING WAILS.
CALHOUN: She tries to shake it off. Felix hurries up to her in the tunnel.
FELIX: Wait, Ma’am! I’m going with you.
CALHOUN: (reloading her gun) Like fun you are, short stack. You die outside your game, you don’t regenerate.
FELIX: Well neither do you, ma’am. And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks. And I cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess. No flex on this one, ma’am. I am coming along with you.
She gives him a hard look, then scoots aside on her hover board, snaps, and points behind her on the board. He leaps onto it. And off they go.
EXT. THE SUGAR RUSH RACE TRACK
Contestants roll up to the start line as their individualized cheering squads watch from their boxes. A huge trophy cup sits atop of assorted candy in a curvy design above the START Line. A blonde girl with strawberry-pink gear and a lollipop in her mouth waves to the audience and goes to the front of a group of racers.
Vanellope peeps out from beside one of the boxes labelled “Taffyta”. A green candy ball dresses the audience from the tallest box.
SOUR BILL (O.S.): (flat, sad voice) Citizens of Sugar Rush…
VANELLOPE: Just in time!
SOUR BILL: All hail our rightful ruler, King Candy.
Up in the tallest box, a curtain opens and KING CANDY with his Ed-Wynn-like mug and style, jumps out.
KING CANDY: Hello, my loyal subjects! Ha-ha! Have some candy!
King Candy throws handfuls of candy into the crowd.
KING CANDY: Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill.
SOUR BILL: Mmmmhmmm.
KING CANDY (over microphone): And thank you to today’s avatars. It was a wonderful day of racing, it was. But now the arcade is closed, so it’s time to wipe the slate clean and race to decide our new roster.
ON THE TRACK: We scan across the racers standing proud in all their candy racing gear as King Candy explains the rules.
KING CANDY (over microphone): The first nine racers across that finish line will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow’s avatars!
CROWD: ( chanting) RACE! RACE! RACE! RACE!
KING CANDY (over microphone): Yes, okay. Calm down. Listen, this event is pay-to-play. We all know this. The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you’ve ever won, which (CHUCKLES) I have. Let me go first!
King Candy pulls a lever and tosses his coin onto a red lollipop which flips it into the huge cup. King Candy’s name appears on a CONTESTANT board.
ANNOUNCER (O.S.): King Candy!
King Candy leaps into the air with a flourish and poses. The crowd goes wild!
The blonde girl tosses up her coin. We follow it and watch it land in the cup, where it turns into game code and then disappears into an abyss.
ANNOUNCER (O.S.): Taffyta Muttonfudge!
Taffyta does her signature leap and pose in the air and gives the fans her catch-phrase.
TAFFYTA: Stay sweet!
CROWD: (chanting) CANDY POPE!
More kids throw in their coins as Vanellope pushes her covered kart to the starting line.
ANNOUNCER (O.S.): Adorabeezle Winterpop! Gloyd Orangeboar!
Vanellope scurries up to the back of the line.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.) : Crumbelina Di Caramello!
ON RALPH: Ralph, covered in taffy, trudges his way towards the race track.
RALPH: Little stealer. Wait ’till I catch that brat.
BACK AT THE TRACK: Racers continue throwing their coins into the cup.
ANNOUNCER: Minty Zaki! Snowanna Rainbeau! Rancis Fluggerbutter! Jubileena Bing-Bing! Swizzle Malarkey! Candlehead!
It’s Vanellope’s turn. She kisses the Medal of Heroes and throws it. It bounces around the rims of the cup while she stares at the leaderboard, grimmacing.
KING CANDY: Sour Bill, who’s that last one?
The medal drops into the cup, swirls inside it, turns into game code, and disappears into the abyss.
A new racer appears on the board:
ANNOUNCER (O.S.): Vanellope Von Schweetz!
The crowd gasps in horror.
VANELLOPE: (Glitches) Yi-i-i-i-ippe-e-e-e! I’m in the race!
KING CANDY: VANELLOPE?!?
Taffyta rips the tarp off of Vanellope’s kart, revealing a sad, shabby kart made from recycled junk with the name “Lickity Split” written on the side.
TAFFYTA: (GASPS) The Glitch!
The crowd starts to panic.
KING CANDY (over microphone): Now, now! (LAUGHS) Everything is all right! SECURITY!!!
Two donut cops, WYNNCHEL and DUNCAN, step toward the Glitch with batons.
DUNCAN: C’mere, kid!
WYNNCHEL: We're not gonna hurt you, you little freak!
Vanellope makes a break for it.
WYNNCHEL : Get back here!
DUNCAN: Slow down! Slow down a little bit!
Just then, a taffy-covered Ralph, twigs and candy stuck to him, comes barrelling onto the track, looking like a creature from the taffy lagoon.
RALPH: You! Give me back my medal right now!
VANELLOPE: (glitching) A-a-a-h b-o-o-oy!
KING CANDY: What is that???
Ralph chases Vanellope across the line. Vanellope slips under a spectator’s box, but Ralph lifts it up. Ralph follows her, flipping over box after box. Spectators scatter.
KING CANDY: Careful! What are you doing?!
Vanellope runs out from under the stands. Ralph keeps following. He slams into a giant cupcake water tower. It tips.
RALPH: (looking up) Huh?
The giant cupcake falls on Ralph, trapping him inside. His taffy-covered head and hands pop out the top. He tips over.
RALPH: Come back here!
He tips over. Vanellope slips away.
RALPH: I can't move!
WYNNCHEL: Now we got him!
The donut cops rush up to a helpless Ralph, who points to where Vanellope went and mumble-yells.
RALPH: Oh, good, the cops. She went that way!
They ignore him and knock him with their batons.
DUNCAN: Hold still!
WYNNCHEL: Take that!
RALPH: What are you doing??
KING CANDY: (into his microphone) Okay folks. Calm down! Everything’s all right. The monster’s been caught! We’ll repair all the damage. Don’t worry, we will have our race before the arcade opens.
VANELLOPE: And I’m in it. Yes!
Vanellope hops into her kart and pedals off.
TAFFYTA: (to the other racers) There’s no way that I am racing with a glitch. Rancis, Candlehead, come on.
KING CANDY: Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race! (point down to Ralph) And bring THAT thing to my castle.
RALPH: Guys! She too-
Wynnchel tases Ralph.
05 The Glitch [ ]
EXT. KING’S CANDY CASTLE
OREO GUARDS march and chant outside a grand candy palace.
OREO GUARDS: (chanting) O-re-o. O-ree-o. O-re-o. O-ree-o.
INT. KING’S CANDY CASTLE
The donut police roll the Ralph cupcake/taffy ball into a frilly throne room. King Candy drives his kart right into the room and backs it into his THRONE parking spot.
KING CANDY: Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster so we can see what we’re up against here.
SOUR BILL: Mmmm-kay.
Sour Bill pulls off a giant glob of taffy, exposing Ralph’s face and head.
RALPH: (SCREAMS)
KING CANDY: Milk my duds! It’s Wreck-it Ralph?!
RALPH: (getting his bearings) Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?
KING CANDY: Please. No, I’m King Candy.
RALPH: I see you’re a fan of pink.
KING CANDY: (bluffing) Salmon. Salmon. It’s obviously sal- What are you doing here?
RALPH: Look, Your Candiness, this is just a big misunderstanding. Just get me out of this cupcake, I’ll get my medal, and I’ll be outta your way.
KING CANDY: Your medal? (LAUGHS) Bad Guys don’t win medals.
RALPH: Well, this one did. I earned it over in Hero’s Duty.
KING CANDY: You game-jumped? Ralph, you’re not going Turbo are you?
RALPH: What? No, no no.
KING CANDY: Because i-if-if you think you can come in here to my kingdom and take over my game, you’ve got another thing coming!!!
RALPH: EASY, Your Puffiness. It’s not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal.
KING CANDY: Children of the candy corn? Who’d- (realizing, GASP) The Glitch! The coin she used to buy her way into the race, that was your medal?
RALPH: She did what?! I need that back!
KING CANDY: Well, I’m afraid I can’t help you. It’s gone, it’s nothing but code now. And it’ll stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race.
RALPH: Well, maybe I’ll just have to have a little talk with the winner then.
KING CANDY: Is that a threat I smell? (GAGS) Beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from?
RALPH: Listen, Nilly-Wafer, I’m not leaving without my medal!
KING CANDY: Yes, you are. Wynnchel, Duncan, get him out of that cupcake and on the first train back home. And if I EVER SEE YOU HERE AGAIN, WRECK-IT RALPH, I’ll lock you in my Fungeon.
RALPH: “Fungeon?"
KING CANDY: Fun Dungeon. It’s a play on words -- Nevermind. Now, I’ve got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you. Goodbye, Wreck-it Ralph! It hasn’t been a pleasure.
King Candy hops into his kart and drives out of the room.
Wynnchel knocks on the cupcake.
DUNCAN: This thing’s hard as a rock.
WYNNCHEL: I can see that. Get the tools.
RALPH: What tools?
Wynnchel hits Ralph with the baton.
WYNNCHEL: Quiet, you.
Duncan goes over to a chest, pulls out a chain-saw, and revs it up.
RALPH: What? No! Ah! Stay away from me!
WYNNCHEL: Hey, take it easy, big boy.
Ralph flails. He rolls back onto his feet and starts hobbling towards the door.
DUNCAN: He’s getting away!
EXT. OUTSIDE THE DOUBLE CASTLE WINDOWS
Ralph and the cupcake burst through the wall and fall.
INT. BACK INSIDE THE CASTLE
Wynnchel and Duncan run to the window. They look down and see the smashed cupcake on the ground and Ralph running away.
WYNNCHEL: Quick, call out the Devil Dogs!
EXT. LOLLISTIX FOREST - A SHORT WHILE LATER
DEVIL DOGS on leashes bound through the trees and down the ravine. They stop by a chocolate stream. They lose the scent and run off down river.
A pixie stick, poking out of the stream, moves. Ralph breaks the surface.
RALPH: Argh -- I hate chocolate. (scrambling to the shore) Got to get my medal back.
He hears the ROAR of engines. Sees a bunch of racers speed by on nearby road.
RALPH: The pot goes to the winning racer!
He runs after them.
RALPH: Hey, kids! Can I talk to you for a second?
He just misses them, as they disappear around the bend and approach Vanellope, who is working on her handmade kart. It’s up on a jacks.
The racers sweep in and surround her. She pushes away any evidence of fear and stands tall to meet them.
VANELLOPE: Hello, fellow racers!
Ralph peeks over the hill.
RALPH: It’s that little crumbsnatcher.
Taffyta gets out of her kart and approaches Vanellope.
VANELLOPE: Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis, you’re looking well. Came by to check out the competition, huh? Well, here it is, The Lickity-Split!
ON RALPH: unimpressed.
RALPH: Jeesh. Looks like she built it herself.
BACK ON THE KIDS
VANELLOPE: Built it myself. Fastest pedal-power west of the Whack-A-Mole. Check her out.
Vanellope hops in her kart and starts pedalling. The gears catch and spin. She honks a quite silly horn.
TAFFYTA: Oh, Vanellope, it’s so... you. But you have to back out of the race, yeah.
Vanellope gets out of her kart and approaches Taffyta.
VANELLOPE: Oh, no, I don’t, because, y'know, I paid my fee and I’m on the board. So, yeah, I’m definitely racing.
TAFFYTA: Yeah, well, King Candy says glitches can’t race.
VANELLOPE: I’m not a glitch, Taffyta. (she glitches) I’ve just got pixlexia, okay?
Ignoring her, Taffyta walks over to Vanellope’s kart.
TAFFYTA: The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. To protect us. (getting in Vanellope’s kart) Say I’m you. I’m in my weird little car, and I’m driving, and I actually feel kinda cool for once. And then, all of a sudden, oh no! I’m gl-gl-gl... gl-gl-glitching!
Taffyta rips the steering wheel right off.
VANELLOPE: Hey!
TAFFYTA: See? You're an accident just waiting to happen.
JUBILEENA: Oh, no! I g-g-g-glitched, too!
Jubileena goes over to the kart, flails and smacks the hood loose. Vanellope rushes over to her kart, but other racers get in her way and block her.
ON RALPH: Disturbed by what he’s seeing.
RALPH: Uncool.
BACK ON THE KIDS: The other racers tear apart the kart, mocking Vanellope’s condition.
VARIOUS RACERS: Oh no, I glitched. I glitched. Look out, I’m glitching.
VANELLOPE: Stop it! Stop! You're breaking it! Please!
Vanellope grabs Taffyta (glitching her as well) and spins her around to face her.
VANELLOPE: I just wanna race like you guys!
TAFFYTA: You’ll never be a racer, because you’re a glitch. And that’s all you’ll ever be!
Taffyta pushes Vanellope, who goes flying back, and lands SPLAT in the mud.
ON RALPH: That’s the last straw; he jumps up.
RALPH: Hey! Leave her alone!
He runs down the hill, yelling, flailing his arms. They SCREAM in terror and run to their cars.
TAFFYTA: Let’s get out of here!
The racers drive off.
RALPH: Scram, you rotten little cavities, before I throw YOU in the mud!
Ralph puffs up. He turns to Vanellope.
She wipes away tears, while sifting through the wreckage of her kart.
VANELLOPE: What are YOU looking at?
RALPH: You’re welcome, you rotten little thief.
VANELLOPE: I’m not a thief. I just borrowed your stupid coin. I was gonna give it back to you as soon as I won the race.
RALPH: It’s not a coin. It is a medal.
VANELLOPE: Coin. Medal. Whatever. Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.
RALPH: I can’t. I didn’t win it in my game. I won it in Hero’s Duty.
VANELLOPE: Hero’s Doodie? (SNIGGERS)
RALPH : It’s not that kind of duty.
VANELLOPE: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero’s Doodie! (LAUGHS) What did you win a medal for, wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal.
RALPH: Listen!
VANELLOPE: One more. One more: why did the hero flush the toilet? Say why.
RALPH: Why.
VANELLOPE: Because it was his doodie!
RALPH: How dare you insult Hero’s Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal, and you better get it back for me, toot-sweet, sister!
VANELLOPE: Well, unless you’ve got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can’t help you!
Ralph makes like he wants to crush her, but takes his anger out onto a few nearby candy trees instead. He then punches a giant jawbreaker. It doesn’t so much as crack. He tries again.
Nothing. Incensed, he repeatedly pounds on it-- temper-tantrum style.
VANELLOPE: What a moron. (calling to Ralph) Hey genius, it’s a jawbreaker! You’re never gonna break --
It cracks clean in half. That gives her an idea.
VANELLOPE: Huh.
Ralph plops down on a rock, out of breath. Vanellope comes over and leans against a nearby jawbreaker.
VANELLOPE: Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?
RALPH: Leave me alone.
VANELLOPE: Look, you want that medal, right? And I want to race. So, here’s what I’m thinking; you help me get a new kart, a REAL kart, and I’ll win the race and get you back your medal.
RALPH: You want me to help you?
VANELLOPE: All you got to do is break something for me. Come on, what do you say, friend?
She holds out a hand. He doesn’t take it right away.
RALPH: We are not friends.
VANELLOPE: Oh, come on, pal. You son of a gun. Come on, buddy. Let's shake on it. Ah. Come on, chumbo. Ralph, my man. My main man. Hey. My arm's getting tired. We have a deal or not?
RALPH: (GRUNTS) You better win.
He takes her little hand, and they shake on it.
06 Going Turbo [ ]
EXT. SUGAR RUSH - CRUISER - FLYING - DAY
Felix and Calhoun get a bird’s eye view of Ralph’s wreckage.
CALHOUN: I’ll say this much, they don’t call your friend Wreck-It for nothing. There’s the shuttle.
She lands the cruiser.
EXT. SUGAR RUSH - THE BROKEN SHIP
Calhoun does a military run up to the ship, gun raised. She circles it, checks the cockpit.
Felix approaches cautiously.
FELIX: Is he in there?
CALHOUN: Nope. Lucky for him, otherwise I would have slapped his corpse -- No Cy-Bug either.
She pulls out her tri-quarter bug sensor and starts scanning.
CALHOUN: Got to find it before it lays its filthy eggs.
EXT. CANDY CANE FOREST - TAFFY PIT
Calhoun and Felix pass the pit. She’s getting a faint signal on the sensor. It scrambles. She smacks it. It scrambles more.
CALHOUN: It came this way, but the sugar particles in the atmosphere are jamming my sensor; can’t get a read on it.
They walk on.
CALHOUN: So, what is it with this Wreck-it Joker, huh? Why’d he go AWOL?
FELIX: I wish I knew, ma’am. He was acting all squirrelly last night, going on about cake and medals. (distraught) But I never thought he’d go Turbo.
CALHOUN: “Go Turbo”?
FELIX: T hat’s right, you guys just got plugged in. Well, back when the arcade first opened…
NT. LITWAK’S ARCADE - EARLY 80S - FLASHBACK
Simpler days. 80s music. 80s kids play classic games, FFJ, PAC MAN, and an 8-bit racing game called TURBO TIME. We meet TURBO, basically a giant smiley face in a generic car, racing on a generic road.
FELIX (V.O.): …Turbo Time was by far the most popular game.
Turbo crosses the finish line and gives us a giant thumbs-up.
TURBO: TURBO-TASTIC!
FELIX (V.O.): And Turbo-- well, he loved the attention.
Turbo takes the first-place spot on a podium. He blocks the second-place racer down with a wave of his trophy and blocks the third-place racer from view with his Turbo thumbs-up.
FELIX (V.O.): So. when RoadBlasters got plugged in and stole Turbo’s thunder…
80S PLAYER 2: New game! Alright!
RoadBlasters is wheeled in. Kids abandon Turbo Time to play it. TURBO is left mid-game.
FELIX (V.O.): …boy, was he jealous…
His big smile turns to a frown.
POWER STRIP: We watch the little Turbo dot cross the power cord from his game to RoadBlasters.
FELIX (V.O.): ...so jealous that he abandoned his game and tried to take over the new one.
EXT. ROADBLASTERS — SHORT TIME LATER
80S PLAYER 1: These are the greatest graphics I’ve ever seen!
An 8-bit Turbo drives all over the track, causing the kid to crash his car.
80S PLAYER 2: Hey. Is that... That looks like Turbo.
80S PLAYER 1: What's Turbo doing in this game?
Turbo slams into the kid’s car, and the game crashes.
80S PLAYER 1: Aw, come on!
80S PLAYER 2: Mr. Litwak!
WORKERS wheel out both Turbo Time and RoadBlasters.
FELIX (V.O.): Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order, for good.
BACK ON CALHOUN AND FELIX: Calhoun shakes her head.
CALHOUN: Yes, the selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.
They step onto a fallen peppermint tree acting as a bridge over a ravine.
FELIX: I know, right? That’s why I have to get Ralph home, or the same thing’s gonna happen to my game.
BLOOP-BLOOP! The entire tree is double stripe.
FELIX: Huh?
The tree disappears. They fall into a pit of chocolate powder.
CALHOUN: What is this?
A sign reads: NESQUIK SAND.
CALHOUN: " Nesquik Sand"?
FELIX: Quicksand!? Oh, I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines. (GRUNTS) Huh!
Calhoun stands calm, sizing up the situation. Felix flails as he tries to hop out of the sand. But his usual “boing” is more like a “bllllrgh” as the sand swallows him.
FELIX: I can’t hop. I’m hopless. This is hopeless! We’re gonna drown here!
CALHOUN: Stop thrashing! Stop moving-- you’re making us sink faster!
FELIX: (still panicking) We’re gonna die!
CALHOUN: Get a hold of yourself!
Calhoun slaps him in the face. He looks at her, shocked. Suddenly they hear GIGGLING. They look up to see Laffy Taffy vines hanging from a tree. As the vines giggle, they stretch and lower towards them.
FELIX: The vines. They’re Laffy Taffy. They’re attracted to whatever makes them laugh. Here, hit me again.
She smacks him lightly. The taffy vines retreat with a collective groan, disappointed.
FELIX: That’s not funny enough. Harder!
She hesitates.
CALHOUN: Look, you’re a nice guy, I can’t--
FELIX: (unusually forceful) NO, MA’AM!! The arcade is depending on us. Now do your duty. That’s an or-
She full on belts him. The taffy howls with laughter. He’s got a huge back eye.
FELIX: It’s working, hit me again!
CALHOUN: Ooh, your eye.
FELIX: I can fix it.
He hits his eye with the hammer. His black eye goes away.
FELIX: Now-
WHAP! His nose and cheeks are swollen.
FELIX: AAoooowwww!!! San Frantastic! (Hammers himself to normal) Again!
POW! He’s got teeth missing.
FELIX: Ow! You mean business!
BLING! His teeth reappear.
FELIX: Ow! Yikes on bikes!
She hits. BLING. He fixes his face. Smack, bling, smack, bling, over and over, the vines approaching.
FELIX: Wow! We’re -- killing -- them! Comedy gold!
Finally, the vines are within reach. He grabs hold, then pulls her into his arms. The vine sweeps them up and out of the quicksand. The world slows down. Music swells. Calhoun looks up at Felix. They arrive on the tree branch. For some reason he looks strong-jawed and heroic. He smiles down on her. Man, she’s beautiful. There’s a real chemistry between them. Calhoun notices that the Laffy Taffy are singing in a Disney-esque choir and have formed a heart shape around them. She pulls out her gun and shoots at the vines.
CALHOUN: Alright, enough with the goo-goo eyes. We've got work to do. Let's go.
She looks at the sensor, all business.
CALHOUN (climbing out of the tree): Argh, we lost the Cy-Bug. Let’s go. Come on, we’ll get a better view from the air. Think you can fix that shuttle?
FELIX: Can do.
He follows back her towards the shuttle.
Down below the tree, unbeknownst to them, something has burrowed into the ground. We recognize the sounds of a Cy-Bug coming from the hole it made. We see the Cy-Bug from the pod emerge from the hole. It eats a striped cane root and becomes striped itself.
07 Making a Car [ ]
EXT. GO-KART BAKERY
An impressive facility shaped like a giant cake. Birthday candle chimneys line the top. Ralph and Vanellope sneak past a guard’s gingerbread booth with BEARD PAPA snoozing inside of it.
EXT. BAKERY WALL — MOMENTS LATER
They slink up to a giant door with a hefty dead-bolt on it.
Vanellope’s face is painted huge on the door with a circle-slash through it and the words: “No Glitches Allowed!”
VANELLOPE: Alright, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open.
RALPH: What’s this? You're a full on criminal, aren’t you?
VANELLOPE: Hey, we shook on it.
Ralph’s fist busts through the door, destroying it.
VANELLOPE: Thank you, Jeeves.
INT. KART BAKERY
Vanellope runs in. It’s dark. There’s nothing but a start button.
RALPH: What is this place? Where are the karts?
She hits the START BUTTON. A screen lights up. It reads: CHOOSE YOUR KART. There are a bunch of cool candy karts to choose from.
VANELLOPE: You gotta make one.
RALPH: What? No, no no. Look, kid, bad idea, trust me. I don’t make things, I break things.
VANELLOPE: Well, it looks like you're gonna be stepping outside your comfort zone then, Gladys. (seeing a kart she likes) Ooh, this is a good one.
She presses the “choose” button. Suddenly the entire place lights up. There are levers and pulleys and bins.
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the bakery! Let's bake a kart!
RALPH: What is this, another game?
VANELLOPE: Y eah, well, it's a mini-game.
VOICE: You have one minute to win it.
RALPH: What?
VANELLOPE: Come on, Ralph!
Oversized numbers fly through air from the background to the foreground.
Vanellope runs over to giant steering wheel. Before her: two shoots, a balancing platform, a bowl, and a trash can.
VOICE: MIXING!
The word “MIXING” flies through the air.
VOICE: Put the ingredients in the bowl and throw away the trash.
Vanellope hangs on the wheel to steer it. Egg come out of the shoot and onto the platform. She steers the wheel. The platform tilts to drop the eggs in the batter bowl. Other objects come out of the shoots like boots, soccer balls, underpants, and hairbrushes.
A recipe card keeps score. Vanellope’s having trouble with the steering and is missing the ingredients.
RALPH: Hair brush. No! Underpants, no, no! You’re getting all wrong the stuff, kid.
VANELLOPE: I’m trying!
RALPH: Urgh. I’ll do it.
He jumps up on the platform, catches all the ingredients, throws the good ones into the bowl and the bad ones into the trash can.
RALPH: No -- yes -- gross -- Milk, yes!
The flour hits him. He falls into the bowl.
VOICE: Batter up!
The beaters comes down and mix the batter, Ralph and all. The batter and Ralph dump into a mold. Ralph crawls out of the batter just before it goes into the oven.
VANELLOPE: Come on, no sleeping on the job!
VOICE: BAKING!
Ralph gets up, stumbles around, dizzy. The word “BAKING” flies through the air.
VOICE: Baking! Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature.
Vanellope runs over and jumps on the bellows. She can’t get it hot enough.
VANELLOPE: Ralph! A little help here.
RALPH: I’m on it!
Ralph presses down and completely breaks the pump.
VANELLOPE: Ralph!
RALPH: Yeah, no problem, just give me this thing here --
Ralph grabs the hose and blows into it himself. The mercury rises.
VANELLOPE: Okay, good! A little more. That’s it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
His cheeks are bulging. He turns red, then purple, then blue .
DING! Just right. Vanellope cheers. Ralph collapses.
VANELLOPE: Yes! Come on, get up, Ralph! Fifteen seconds!!
VOICE: DECORATING!
The conveyor belt goes under a bunch of candy dispensers filled with everything from wheels to jimmies. They must launch eggs out of a cannon aimed at targets on the respective bins.
VANELLOPE: Wheels first.
RALPH: How many?
VANELLOPE: FOUR, doi!
RALPH: Got it.
Ralph hits the cannon four times hard. Four eggs launch, hit the target and four wheels pop out of the bin, but they came out too early to be attached to the kart.
VANELLOPE: Now frosting. A buttload of frosting!
RALPH: No problem.
He hits the spatula several times. Several eggs go flying and smash the entire frosting bin, which topples into the next ONE.
RALPH: Uh oh.
The other bins collapse like dominoes and spill all their content onto the kart.
The final buzzer sounds.
ANNOUNCER: Times up!
The kart drops down a ramp into a fancy garage. They run to the garage door, on which there’s a beautiful image of a perfect kart.
ANNOUNCER: Congratulations. You did it, and here’s your kart!
The garage door opens, revealing their abomination beneath spilled candy.
RALPH: ( EXCLAIMS) Look, kid... I tried to warn you. I can't make things. I just break...
VANELLOPE : I love it.
RALPH: You do?
VANELLOPE: I love it. I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! Look, it’s got a real engine! And look at these wheels! (kisses the wheels) I love it! I finally have a real kart!
Vanellope then grabs two small pastry bags.
VANELLOPE: Come on. A work of art like this must be signed.
Ralph has a pleased grin.
08 Driving Lessons [ ]
BACK OUTSIDE
BEARD PAPA: Hmm, cream puffs.
Beard Papa wakes with a start. He sees colored smoke puffing out of the factory stacks, then. Vanellope on the security camera. Beard Papa GASPS. He grabs his Red emergency phone.
BEARD PAPA: This is Beard Papa. The Glitch is in the bakery! Get me King Candy!
BACK INSIDE THE BAKERY: Ralph finishes writing “AND RALPH” in red frosting under “made by Vanellope” in turquoise. He stands back to admire their work. Ralph’s smiling like a sap, the first time we’ve seen him smile.
VANELLOPE: Whoa. You have teeth? I’ve never seen you smile before.
RALPH I’m not smiling. I’m gassy, okay?
They start to crack up, when:
KING CANDY (O.S.) Hold it right there, Glitch!
King Candy, Wynnchel, and Duncan drive in. King Candy sees Ralph and GASPS in shock!
KING CANDY (seeing Ralph) And Wreck-it Ralph?!
RALPH: Uh-oh.
Ralph aims the pastry bag at King Candy and the donuts and sprays them in the face, temporarily blinding them.
RALPH: Start the kart!
Ralph throws Vanellope in the driver’s seat of her kart and hops on the back.
She hovers her hand over the buttons and knobs.
RALPH: What are you waiting for?! C’mon, let’s go!
VANELLOPE: I, ah, don’t know how to drive a real kart.
RALPH: You don’t what?
Duncan looks at King Candy, concerned.
DUNCAN: Are you hurt, Sire?
KING CANDY: No, he just glazed me. Ho-ho-ho-ho. Get them!
RALPH: Gang way!
Ralph pushes off the floor with his hands. The kart takes off.
EXT. BAKERY — CONTINUOUS
Ralph and Vanellope burst right through the wall. Ralph hand-pedals the ground faster. They catch a downhill and pick up speed, breaking the toll booth poll, which incidentally was double-stripped. King Candy and the donuts are hot on their trail.
KING CANDY: Stop in the name of the king; that’s me!
VANELLOPE: Get off the road!
Ralph digs into the ground and takes a tight turn. The CLAW swat truck over-shoots and goes tumbling.
VANELLOPE: Head for Diet Cola Mountain!
A huge Coke-bottle shaped mountain towers above the horizon. They take a fork in the road.
VANELLOPE: Drive into the wall!
RALPH: What?!
VANELLOPE: Right there, between the two sugar-free lollipops!
RALPH: Are you crazy?!
VANELLOPE: Just do it!
Ralph aims the kart at the mountain head on! And just as we brace for impact, Ralph, Vanellope, and the kart hit the mountain wall, pixelate, and disappear.
INT. DIET COLA MOUNTAIN - CONTINUOUS
Ralph and Vanellope come sweeping into a Dali-esque world of half-built game props. They CRASH. The kart ends up vertical against a rock, front wheels spinning. Ralph tumbles out.
EXT. DIET COLA MOUNTAIN - CONTINUOUS
King Candy and the donut police screech to a halt. King Candy removes his goggles and looks around.
KING CANDY: Where’d they go? They should have just turned. (To the cops) Find that Glitch. Destroy that kart! She can’t be allowed to race!
Wynnchel and Duncan drive off. King Candy wipes his sweaty brow, upset.
INT. DIET COLA MOUNTAIN
Ralph picks himself up and lays into Vanellope.
RALPH: Let me get this straight; you don’t know how to drive.
VANELLOPE: Well no, not technically. But I just thought --
Ralph gets to his feet.
RALPH: What did you think? (mocking voice) "Oh, I’ll just magically win the race just because I really want to!"
She grabs the steering wheel, eager.
VANELLOPE: Look wise guy, I know I’m a racer. I can feel it in my code.
RALPH: (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) That’s it, I’m never getting my medal back.
Vanellope jumps up and tries to push the kart off the rock. It doesn’t budge.
VANELLOPE: What is the big whoop about that crummy medal anyway?
RALPH: The big whoop? Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the Bad Guy and I live in the garbage.
VANELLOPE: Cool.
RALPH: No. Not cool. Unhygienic and lonely and boring. And that "crummy medal" was going to change all that. I go home with that baby around my neck and I'll get a penthouse. Pies. Ice sculptures. Fireworks! (off her blank stare)(GRUNTS) It's grown-up stuff. You wouldn't understand.
VANELLOPE: No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me!
RALPH: Well, guess what?
VANELLOPE: What?
RALPH: News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want!
Ralph stomps his foot. BOOM! Something explodes nearby.
RALPH: What was that?
Ralph follows the sound. He comes to a room with a bubbling pool. He reads the signs.
RALPH: (reading) "Diet Cola Hot Springs. Watch out for falling Mentos?”
VANELLOPE: Yeah, check it out. Look!
Vanellope throws a rock at the stalactite. Hits it. A piece of Mentos falls into the pool. BOOM! A giant broiling geyser shoots up into the air.
VANELLOPE: Oh, you gotta watch out for the splash. That stuff is broiling hot.
RALPH: Yeah, I got that, thank you. What is this dump?
VANELLOPE : I think it’s some sort of unfinished bonus level. Yeah, it’s pretty cool, huh? I found that secret opening, and now I live here. See, look, look look!
She runs over to a crudely fashioned lean-to above a bed of candy-wrappers.
VANELLOPE: Welcome to my home! I sleep in these candy wrappers. I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady.
Suddenly, it occurs to Ralph: their plights are the same.
RALPH: By yourself? With all this garbage around you?
VANELLOPE: Well, yeah. I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake and that I wasn't even supposed to exist. What do you expect?
RALPH: Listen, kid... I know it's none of my business, but why do you even stick around this game?
VANELLOPE: You really don't know anything, do you? Glitches can't leave their games. It's one of the joys of being me.
Ralph looks around at her sad life. He gets a thought. He raises his giant fist and starts pounding the twisted, nonsense architecture.
VANELLOPE: Hey, what are you doing? Come on! I know it's a dump, but it's all I got.
RALPH: (still pounding) If you're going to be a racer, you have to learn how to drive. And you can't do that without a track.
REVEAL: He’s made a beginner’s track around the hot springs.
Ralph picks up the kart and puts it on the track.
RALPH: All right, now. Let's hustle up. We've got some driving to do.
Vanellope runs in a circle around Ralph and the kart, cheering.
VANELLOPE : I'm going to learn to drive! I'm going to learn to drive! I'm gonna-Oh, wait. Do you know how to drive?
RALPH: Yeah! I mean, I haven't done it, but... Look, I flew a spaceship today, okay?
VANELLOPE: You crashed it.
RALPH: Just get in. How hard can it be? Okay, uh... Start it up.
Vanellope starts it up and revs the engine.
RALPH: There we go. So there are some buttons on the floor.
VANELLOPE: Pedals.
RALPH: Pedals. Right. Now, uh, that's the go pedal. That I believe is the stopper. And this...
He presses the clutch pedal.
RALPH: Wait. What is this? That doesn't do anything.
VANELLOPE: Ooh, what does this joystick do?
She pushes the gear shift. The kart jumps forward, dragging Ralph with it. He lands flat on his face. Vanellope stalls. Ralph lifts his head up.
RALPH: Okay, good. Let's try that again.
RALPH: standing in front of her.
She zips forward and slams into Ralph.
RALPH: Ow !
RALPH: standing behind her.
She grinds the gears, flies in reverse, slams into him. He cries out. She slams into him again .
RALPH: hiding behind a rock.
Vanellope bucks forward, hits a stalagmite. It falls, lands on Ralph’s head.
VANELLOPE steering through an obstacle course. CUT to reveal Ralph is pushing the kart from behind, guiding her around the rocks.
RALPH: motion-steering as Vanellope watches. She turns the wheel and slams into a rock. Spitting out a tooth, she gives a “thumbs up.”
VANELLOPE: driving in first gear. She lifts her foot off the clutch slowly and moves forward smoothly.
RALPH: Now shift it. That's good. Keep going! Shift it again!
VANELLOPE: I told you, racing's in my code!
RALPH: (CHUCKLING) I got that medal in the bag!
VANELLOPE: Hey, Ralphie, watch this!
She jumps the track then drives right up a steep, natural ramp . She jumps a part of broken track. Lands perfectly.
VANELLOPE : Whoo-hoo!
She then aims for a giant jump -- takes flight and -- GLITCH! Her kart glitches about in the air, out of control. She’s headed right for the stalactite!
RALPH : Look out!
VANELLOPE : Whoa!
She ducks, but her spoiler hits the Mentos. She glitches again and crash lands on the track on the other side.
Giant chunks of Mentos fall into the hot springs. Geysers shoot up. Ralph jumps out of the way of the boiling cola falling around him.
RALPH : Ah! Hot cola!
Vanellope keeps spins out of control. She skids to a stop. She looks spooked, but then she shakes it off.
VANELLOPE : So how did I do?
RALPH : Um... Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain.
VANELLOPE : Right, right. That's a good note.
RALPH : You got to get that glitch under control, kid.
VANELLOPE : Okay, I will, I will. And then you think I got a chance?
RALPH : (contemplates) Tiny.
She jumps up and around Ralph shouting.
VANELLOPE : Yes, I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!
RALPH : (giving in to her enthusiasm) Top shelf.
VANELLOPE : Top shelf!
They fist bump.
09 King Candy's Secret [ ]
EXT. KING CANDY’S CASTLE
Duncan and Wynnchel ride to the palace.
INT. KING CANDY’S CASTLE
King Candy paces in front of his kart throne. Sour Bill follows, waving him with a fan lollipop. The castle doors open. Wynnchel and Duncan approach.
KING CANDY: (urgent) Did you find her? Tell me you found her.
Wynnchel shakes his head solemnly.
KING CANDY: You didn’t? (LAUGHS HOPELESSLY) Go -- leave me.
The donuts leave. King Candy thinks, gets an idea, then storms off through the door by his throne. Sour Bill hurries after him.
INT. “UNDERGROUND” CHAMBER
An elevator door opens and King Candy and Sour Bill step out and walk along what looks like the insides of a wire.
King Candy approaches a large door, upon which rests a NES controller. He types in the KOMANI code. The door swings open. Sour Bill tightens a licorice rope around King Candy's waist.
INT. THE GAME’S CODE
For the code savvy, it’s clearly a node graph. To the rest of us it looks like an electric spider web of glowing threads connecting an endless number of vault-like boxes.
KING CANDY: Oh, the code. It's the sweet lifeblood of the game.
The boxes are labelled with icons and text, saying everything from: “GOBSTOPPER VALLEY” and “CHOCOLATE RIVER” to “TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGE” and “SOUR BILL.”
The physics are different here, and so King Candy floats as if in zero gravity. He drifts amongst the web, cautiously.
KING CANDY : Where are you? Let's see... Stadium, no. Jumbotron. Ha-ha! There it is. The winner's cup.
He double-clicks the box labeled “WINNER’S CUP.” The box opens. Inside floats a bunch of smaller boxes labeled “Coin,” interconnected with threads. Amongst the boxes, one stands out. It's the Medal.
KING CANDY: One of these things is not like the others... It's you!
King Candy slides the Medal box out of the Winner’s Box and along the network of threads.
KING CANDY: We're going to give you a nice new home.
He arrives in front of a very special box, connected with the most number of threads. It’s labeled, “KING CANDY.” He double clicks it. It opens and he slides the “Medal” box inside. A string of ones and zeros gathers around his neck, then solidifies into The Medal of Heroes.
KING CANDY: Success! (CHUCKLING) (tugs on the rope. Sour Bill, I'm going out. You're in charge of the castle until I get back.
He floats back towards the door. We pan back to a box that is off alone, with no threads attached. Its label says: “VANELLOPE VON SCHWEETZ.”
INT/EXT. SPACE POD
The Cy-Bug sensor is locked on the dash, scanning. There are no bugs detected. Calhoun pilots. Felix stares at her, blushing, unapologetically smitten.
CALHOUN : Your face is still red. You might want to hit it again with your hammer.
FELIX : Oh, that's not blunt force trauma, ma'am. That's just the honey glow in my cheeks.
CALHOUN : Okay.
FELIX : Ma'am, I just got to tell you... You are one dynamite gal.
Calhoun reacts.
FLASHBACK: Calhoun at the gun range, letting out a round.
BRAD in the cubicle next to her, turns, impressed.
BRAD : Wow, you are one dynamite gal.
FLASHBACK: Calhoun and Brad, sharing a Sunday.
BRAD : One dynamite gal.
FLASHBACK: Calhoun and Brad having a flowery picnic.
BRAD : Dynamite gal.
FLASHBACK: Brad on one knee proposing.
FLASHBACK: Calhoun and Brad’s wedding.
BRAD : Dynamite-
The glass shatters as the Cy-Bug bursts in.
INT. SHIP — DAY - BACK TO PRESENT
Calhoun snaps back to reality, yelling, almost livid. She banks the ship hard to the right. Felix goes tumbling. She lands the ship in the woods by the castle.
CALHOUN : Get out!
FELIX : All I said is you’re a dynamite gal.
CALHOUN : I said GET OUT!
He climbs out. Turns to say something else, but the glass comes down immediately and the ship lifts off.
FELIX : (distraught) Jimminy jamminy --
He lumbers off towards the castle.
EXT. KING CANDY’S CASTLE DOOR — SHORT TIME LATER
Felix knocks on the castle door. Sour Bill opens the door.
SOUR BILL: Mmmmyes?
FELIX : I’m Fix-it Felix, Jr, sir, from the game Fix-it Felix Jr. Have you seen my friend, Ralph?
SOUR BILL: Wreck-it Ralph?
FELIX : Yes, yes, that’s him.
SOUR BILL : We shoulda locked him up when we had the chance.
FELIX : Locked him up?
Sour Bill grabs a handle and pulls.
SOUR BILL : I'm not making the same mistake with you.
A trap door opens and Felix falls in.
FELIX : (SCREAMS)
EXT. DIET COLA MOUNTAIN
Vanellope comes running out of the secret door. Ralph pushes the kart out behind her.
VANELLOPE : Hurry, hurry! Let's go-Time's a-wastin'. Come on, Ralph! This is it. This is really happening. I almost don't believe it. I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long, and now... And now... Now I think I'm going to puke, actually. I mean, I think I might puke. You know, like a "vurp."
RALPH : A what?
VANELLOPE : Vomit and a burp together, and you can taste it, and it's just like rising up. Oh, this is so exciting!
RALPH : Yes, it is. It's exciting.
VANELLOPE : Am I ready to be a real racer? Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me!?
RALPH : Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair? Come on. Those people are going to love you. You know why? Because you're a winner.
VANELLOPE : I'm a winner.
RALPH : And you're adorable!
VANELLOPE : I'm adorable!
RALPH : And everyone loves an adorable winner!
VANELLOPE : Yeah!
She laughs and hops in her kart. Ralph climbs on the back.
RALPH : Okay, come on. Listen to me. If you get nervous, just keep telling yourself, "I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined." And have fun. Got it?
VANELLOPE : Got it.
Vanellope starts driving away,
VANELLOPE : Wait. Hold on!
Then slams on the brakes.Ralph FALLS forward. She puts it in reverse, then stops short. He FALLS off the back.
RALPH : Whoa! Hold on! Where are you going?
VANELLOPE : I forgot something! I'll be right back!
RALPH : (CHUCKLES) Kids.
He sighs, content. We hear the sound of a kart engine.
KING CANDY: Ralph! (CHUCKLES) There you are. Hello!
Ralph turns to see King Candy getting out of his kart.
RALPH : You!
KING CANDY: I come alone, unarmed.
RALPH : I've had enough of you, pillow pants!
Ralph chases King Candy around a giant gum drop.
KING CANDY : Please. Calm down! Please, look. Don't!
RALPH : I'm gonna beat the filling out of you!
KING CANDY : Aha! (putting on giant glasses) You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
Ralph grabs the glasses off of his face and knocks King Candy on the head with them.
KING CANDY: You hit a guy WITH glasses. That's... Well played.
Ralph grabs him by the lapels.
RALPH : What do you want, Candy?
KING CANDY : Listen, I just want to talk to you.
RALPH : I'm not interested in anything you have to say.
KING CANDY: How about this? Are you interested in this?
King Candy holds up the Medal of Heroes. Shocked to see it, Ralph drops King Candy.
RALPH : My medal. How did you...
KING CANDY : It doesn't matter. It's yours! Go ahead, take it. (CHUCKLES)
RALPH : Whoa.
Ralph takes the medal.
KING CANDY: All I ask is that you hear me out.
Ralph stares at the medal as he considers.
RALPH : About what?
KING CANDY: Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is? Doing what's right, no matter what.
RALPH : Get to the point.
KING CANDY: Point being, I need your help. Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race.
RALPH: Why are you people so against her?!
KING CANDY: I'm not against her! I'm trying to protect her! If Vanellope wins that race...
FADE INTO A SCENARIO where we see Vanellope pop up as one of the nine daily avatars.
KING CANDY (V.O.): ...she'll be added to the race roster. Then gamers can choose her as their avatar.
FLASH FORWARD: Vanellope glitching all over the track.
KING CANDY (V.O.): And when they see her glitching and twitching and just being herself, they'll think our game is broken.
FLASH FORWARD : The Out-of-Order gets slapped onto the Sugar Rush console.
KING CANDY (V.O.): We'll be put out of order for good.
Sugar Rush's plug is pulled as King Candy’s subjects rush into Game Central.
KING CANDY (V.O.): All my subjects will be homeless. But there's one who cannot escape because she's a glitch. And when the game's plug is pulled...
FLASH FORWARD: A scared Vanellope is sucked into the vortex of un-plugged oblivion. Back to reality.
KING CANDY : ..she'll die with it.
RALPH : You don't know that will happen. The gamers could love her.
KING CANDY: And if they don't?
Ralph sits down, eyes still on his medal.
KING CANDY: I know it's tough, but heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they? She can't race, Ralph, but she won't listen to me. So can I count on you to talk a little sense into her?
Ralph contemplates, then gives a small, pained nod.
KING CANDY: Very good. I'll give you two some time alone.
King Candy disappears around the bend. Ralph stares at the medal. He hears Vanellope returning. He stands, braces himself, and puts the medal in his pocket.
VANELLOPE : I'm back! Did you miss me?
RALPH : Yeah... Uh... Can we talk for a second?
VANELLOPE : Wait. First, kneel down.
RALPH : What? No, we really...
VANELLOPE : Will you just do it?
RALPH : Okay.
He kneels down.
VANELLOPE : Now, close your eyes.
RALPH : Vanellope...
VANELLOPE : Shush! Close them!
He shuts them. She ties something around his neck.
VANELLOPE : Okay. Open them up.
He looks down and sees a small, handmade candy heart on a string, on which is hand-painted the words: “To Stink Brain.”
RALPH : "To Stinkbrain." Gee, thanks.
VANELLOPE : Turn it over.
He does. On the back is painted the words: “You’re my Hero.”
VANELLOPE : I made it for you. Just in case we don't win. Not that I think there's even a remote chance we're not going to win.
RALPH : (this is killing him) Thanks, kid. Listen...
VANELLOPE : Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny. (Ralph doesn’t move) Ralph, come on. Move your molasses.
RALPH : Um... I've been thinking.
VANELLOPE : That's dangerous.
RALPH : Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right?
VANELLOPE : (LAUGHS) That's not very funny, Ralph.
RALPH : No, I'm serious, and it was really fun to build the car and everything. But maybe you shouldn't do it.
VANELLOPE : Hello? Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him, please.
RALPH : Look, what I'm saying is you can't be a racer.
That gets her attention.
VANELLOPE : What? Why would you...
Her eyes go down to his chest and she sees something.
VANELLOPE : Wait a minute.
She pulls the Medal of Heroes out of Ralph’s pocket.
RALPH : No!
VANELLOPE : Where did you get this?
RALPH : Look, I'm going to be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy.
VANELLOPE : King Candy?!
RALPH : Yeah.
VANELLOPE : You sold me out?!
RALPH : No, I didn't... Listen, you don't understand!
VANELLOPE : No, I understand plenty. Traitor!
She throws the medal at him. It hits him in the face and falls to the ground. She jumps back in the kart.
RALPH : I'm not a traitor. Listen.
VANELLOPE : You're a rat! And I don't need you, and I can win the race on my own.
RALPH : But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!
Ralph grabs her and picks her up out of the kart. She glitches in anger.
VANELLOPE : Put me down! Let me go!
RALPH : No, you listen to me!
He sets her down. She immediately makes a dash for the kart. Ralph blocks her way. She struggles to get around him.
RALPH : Do you know what's going to happen when the players see you glitching? They're gonna think the game's broken!
VANELLOPE : I don't care! You're a liar!
RALPH : No, you better care, because if your game goes out of order...
VANELLOPE : I'm not listening to you!
RALPH : ...you go down with the ship, little sister!
VANELLOPE : GET OUT OF MY WAY! I'm going to that race!
RALPH : No, you're not!
He hangs her by her hood on the edge of a pointy gumdrop.
VANELLOPE : Take me down from here, Ralph, right now!
RALPH : No! I'm doing this FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
He goes over to the kart and clenches his fists, clearly hating himself. She struggles to get free, but can’t.
VANELLOPE : Wait, wait, wait. No. No. No, no, no, no, no! Please, Ralph!
But he doesn’t stop. He SLAMS his fists onto the kart.
VANELLOPE: NO! RALPH, STOP IT! STOP IT! NO!
Ralph destroys the cart. She breaks down sobbing. Then she glitches and lands on her palms and knees on the ground. Ralph turns to her.
VANELLOPE ; (heartbroken) You really are a Bad Guy.
She runs sobbing into the mountain entrance. Ralph hangs his head. He sighs, then walks over and picks up his medal.
He starts down the road alone.
10 Out of Order [ ]
INT. FIX-IT FELIX JR.
Ralph rides up on the tram, wearing his medal. It’s awfully quiet. No fireworks were going off, All the lights are out at the Niceland Apartments, but for a single light in the Penthouse.
The door hangs slightly open. Ralph pushes it the rest of the way and steps inside. The place looks like it’s been looted.
RALPH : Hello? Anybody home? Felix? Mary?
GENE (O.S.): Well, you actually went and did it.
There, by the bar, stands Gene, pouring one last Martini.
RALPH : Gene? Where is everybody?
GENE : They’re gone. After Felix went to find you and then didn’t come back, everyone panicked and abandoned ship.
RALPH : But--but I’m here now.
GENE : It’s too late, Ralph. Litwak’s pulling our plug in the morning.
Gene motions towards the balcony. Ralph goes over and looks out. He sees the Out-of-Order sign taped to the console.
GENE : But, never let it be said I’m not a man of my word. The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy.
Gene tosses Ralph the key to the Penthouse. Ralph catches them and looks at them, upset, as Gene grabs his suitcase and heads for the door.
RALPH : Gene, wait. Listen, this is not what I wanted!
Gene stops and turns back.
GENE : Well, what did you want, Ralph?
RALPH : I don't know. I just... (SIGHS) I was just tired of living alone in the garbage.
GENE : Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse.
Gene leaves with his suitcase, leaving Ralph alone. Ralph drops the key and walks onto the balcony.
EXT. PENTHOUSE BALCONY — SHORT TIME LATER
Ralph stands there, alone, staring at the sign, which shows a sick arcade console with a thermometer in its mouth, blocking the view of the outside world. A dim perimeter of light beams through, illuminating as he frowns, lowers his head, and yanks the Medal of Heroes from his neck, disgusted, then throws it at the screen. It twinkles as it arcs across the distance.
The medal smacks against the game screen. The impact causes one corner of the tape on the Out-of-Order sign to release. The sign goes crooked. Through the gap, Ralph sees the Sugar Rush console across the way. It reminds him of the homemade medal Vanellope gave him. It’s still around his neck. He takes it off and turns it to the side that says, “You’re my Hero.”
He closes his fingers around it and looks again at the console. He spots a large picture of a dark-haired, green-eyed girl on the console's side, driving King Candy's car. Ralph furrows his brow as he realizes, it's Vanellope! And it’s not too late to make things up.
INT. SUGAR RUSH - THE BASE OF DIET COLA MOUNTAIN
Sour Bill loads the scraps of Vanellope’s kart into a candy wheelbarrow. A shadow rises over him.
RALPH : Hey, Cough Drop! Explain somethin' to me. If Vanellope was never meant to exist, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?
SOUR BILL: Uh…
He tries to make a run for it, but Ralph grabs him.
RALPH : What's going on in this candy coated heart of darkness?
SOUR BILL : Nothing...
RALPH : Talk!
SOUR BILL : No.
RALPH : I'll lick you!
SOUR BILL: You wouldn't.
RALPH : (sticking tongue out) Oh yeah?
Ralph gives him a quick lick. Sour Bill cringes.
SOUR BILL: Ugh! It's like sandpaper!
RALPH : Mmm, wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center.
SOUR BILL: I’ll take it to my grave!
RALPH : Fair enough.
Ralph tosses Sour Bill in his mouth. Sour Bill SCREAMS as Ralph swishes him around.
RALPH : (puckering) Ooh-hoo-hoo. They call you Sour Bill for a reason.
Finally, Ralph pulls him out. Sour Bill squeals like stoolie.
RALPH : Had enough yet?
SOUR BILL: Okay, I’ll talk. I’ll talk. I’ll talk. Vanellope WAS a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code (sobs).
As Sour Bill spills the beans --
FLASHBACK: King Candy in the code room, tearing all the connections off of Vanellope’s code node and shoving it away from the web.
RALPH (V.O.): Tried to delete her code? So that’s why she’s a glitch! Why is he doing this to her?
SOUR BILL : I don't know.
RALPH : Suit yourself.
Ralph threatens to eat him again. Sour Bill throws his arms up.
SOUR BILL: No, no, no, no, no, no! I swear, I don't know!
FLASHBACK: We see King Candy floating through the code room, scooping up nodes of memory into a royal chest. He locks the chest with a pad lock.
SOUR BILL (V.O.): He literally locked up our memories and I cannot remember! Nobody can!
BACK ON SOUR BILL
SOUR BILL: But I do know this: he'll do anything to keep her from racing. Because if she crosses the finish line, the game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore!
RALPH : Where is she now?
SOUR BILL: In the Fungeon with Fix-It Felix.
RALPH : Felix?
SOUR BILL: I'm sorry! That's all I know, that's all I know, I swear! Now please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again! ( sobs)
Ralph sticks Sour Bill to a lollipop tree.
RALPH : Stick around.
SOUR BILL: Yes, okay. I will, I will. Thank you.
Ralph picked up the kart pieces on his way out.
EXT. SUGAR RUSH - LICORICE FIELD
Calhoun patrols the area. Her scanner goes off. She pulls out her gun and follows the beep.
CALHOUN : Come on, I know you’re out there.
The signal suddenly drops out. She hits the tri-quarter, frustrated.
CALHOUN : Ugh. Saccharine saturated nightmare!
The tri-quarter suddenly goes off, loudly. Green dots fill the device's screen. She looks around on alert.
CALHOUN : But-- where --
The ground gives way and she tumbles into --
INT. A GIANT CAVERN
She grabs licorice roots to keep from falling into the nest below, full of glowing Cy-Bug eggs and candy-coated Cy-Bugs traveling in and out of long caverns.
CALHOUN : (talking to herself) Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly!
11 Every Day of my Life [ ]
INT. FELIX’S CELL - KING CANDY’S FUNGEON
A frustrated Felix calls out the dungeon window.
FELIX : Hello? Hello? Somebody! Anybody! Please let me OUT!
He shakes the bars. One bar is loose.
FELIX : What's he say? (IMITATING RALPH) I'm gonna wreck it!
He hits the bars with his hammer. They fortify, stronger.
FELIX : (GROANS) Why do I fix everything I touch!? Oh! (SOBS)
RALPH (O.S.): Bam!
Suddenly, Ralph bursts through the wall.
RALPH : Felix!
FELIX : Ralph! ( jumps up; hugs Ralph) I'm so glad to see you! Wait. ( lets go) No, I'm not! What do you have to say for yourself?!
FELIX : Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you.
RALPH : Okay. Don't talk. That's fine. [dumps out a can full of the broken go-kart] But you have to fix this go-kart for me, pronto.
FELIX I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so…so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through?! I ran higgeldy-piggeldy all over creation looking for you. I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then…I met the most dynamite gal. Oh. She gives me the honey glows somethin' awful. But…she rebuffed my affections. And then, I GOT THROWN INTO JAIL!
RALPH : Felix, pull yourself together!
FELIX : No , Ralph! You have no idea what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal!
RALPH : Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
FELIX : It is?
RALPH : Which is why I ran off and tried to be a Good Guy, but I'm not! I'm just a Bad Guy, and I need your help. There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart. Please, Felix, fix it! And I promise, I will never try to be Good again.
Felix smiles and pulls out his hammer.
INT. VANELLOPE’S CELL
Vanellope sits in a fungeon fortress. The door looks unbreakable. Silly pictures and games line the walls. Vanellope sits in the middle of the room with a “Glitch-proof” collar and chains around her waist. BAM! Ralph busts the door down and pushes in her fixed kart. She stares wide eyed.
RALPH : I know, I know, I'm an idiot.
VANELLOPE : And?
RALPH : And a real numskull.
RALPH : A selfish diaper baby.
RALPH : And...
A stink brain?
VANELLOPE : The stinkiest brain ever.
EXT. SUGAR RUSH RACE ARENA
Giant soda bottles pop and spray. The lids of the fan boxes fly off, revealing hundreds of spectators. The racers line up at the start. A blimp flies over head. King Candy stands in his royal box.
KING CANDY: (OVER PA) My sweet subjects, I can without a pinch of hesitation assure you that I have never been so happy in all my life to say the following words...
A MARSHMALLOW with a checkered hat turns on the leader board, but Vanellope's name blinks as a no show.
KING CANDY: "Let the Random Roster Race commence/generate!"
Cheers! King Candy slides down his royal banner. He lands in his own kart. A MARSHMALLOW waves the checkered flag. And they’re off! King Candy times the speed boost perfectly, but Adorabeezle messes it up.
BEHIND THE STANDS: Ralph and Felix ride on the back of Vanellope's kart, holding on for dear life, as she drives.
RALPH : Okay, remember, you don't have to win. Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer.
VANELLOPE : I'm already a real racer.
Ralph and Felix hop off at the starting line.
VANELLOPE : And I'm going to win.
Vanellope speeds across the starting line. She’s in the race!
OUT ON THE TRACK
The racers enter GUM BALL PASS and must dodge gum balls the size of boulders. Swizzle Malarkey gets hit and is knocked off course. Adorabeezle Winterpop hits a Power-Up. Her kart transforms to reveals an ice cream cannon.
ANNOUNCER : Power up!
She shoots a scoop of ice cream. King Candy dodges the scoop, but Jubileena is not so lucky.
ANNOUNCER : Oh, Ala Mode!
King Candy hits a Power-Up. The hood of his kart opens and unleashes a cannon.
ANNOUNCER : Sweet Seekers!
KING CANDY : Have some candy!
He fires three fireballs at Snowanna, Gloyd and Adorabeezle, knocking them out of his way. Adorabeezle especially is launched through a gumboil machine, shattering it.
LEADERBOARD
King Candy moves into 4th place and Vanellope into 7th.
GUM BALL PASS
Vanellope dodges the gumballs and makes a jump boost, overtaking Minty.
VANELLOPE : (to Crumbelina) Behind you!
Crumbelina falls for it, and Vanellope passes.
VANELLOPE : In front of you!
Vanellope drives up a colossal layer cake lined with huge cherries and catches up with Taffyta's buds.
RANCIS : Huh!?
Rancis spots Vanellope in his side mirror.
RANCIS : It's the Glitch!
TAFFYTA : The Glitch? Light them up, Candlehead!
Candlehead leans over and lights the cherry stems with her car's candles.
ANNOUNCER : What's this? Cherry Bombs!
One by one, the cherries explode as Vanellope glitches, trying to avoid the blasts.
TAFFYTA : I told you. You're just an accident waiting to happen.
Tafftya, Candlehead, and Rancis shoot into a giant straw, laughing. Vanellope glitches up the rear. She suddenly glitches past the karts and ends up in front, driving backwards. Shocked, the bullies lose control and spin out, just as the tunnel spits them out over the sea. Vanellope lands hard on the ramp on the far shore, stunned and confused. The rest of the racers miss and crash into giant cupcakes.
TAFFYTA : (SOBBING LIKE A BABY)
CANDLEHEAD : (distraught) My candle!
13 Cy-Bug Invasion [ ]
VANELLOPE : (talking to herself) All right. Gotta keep it under control. No more glitching.
IN THE ARENA: Ralph and Felix cheer.
RALPH : Okay, kid. Let's finish this thing without any more surprises.
Ralph is punched in the face by Calhoun.
CALHOUN : Hope you're happy, junkpile. This game is going down, and it's all your fault.
FELIX : My lady, you came back.
CALHOUN : Can it, Fix-It! (to Ralph) That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied.
RALPH : No. It died in the taffy swamp. Believe me.
Hundreds of Cy-Bugs burst out of the ground behind the bleachers.
(CROWD SCREAMING)
CALHOUN : BULL. ROAR.
Calhoun draws her gun as candy citizens run around in panic. She fires at Cy-Bugs from her cruiser.
CALHOUN : Listen up, people. Head to Game Central Station now! Move it! Let's go! Let's go! Go! Go! Go!
The spectators scream and hotfoot it out of the stands. Ralph sees Vanellope trailing King Candy on the Jumbotron. Cy-bugs swarm the finish line, attracted to the neon glow “FINISH.”
EXT. NOUGAT CLIFF
King Candy zips up an ice cream mountain headed toward massive fudge-covered scoops in the distance. Vanellope pulls up him, and in slo-mo he lifts up his goggles in disbelief as she drifts past his car and zooms ahead. They approach a nougat mine. King Candy takes a short cut. Vanellope turns and sees no sign of the King.
INT. INSIDE THE NOUGAT MINES
Vanellope's hair blows back as she heads into a tunnel and the track drops into a steep multi-colored. As she rises, King Candy sweeps in...
VANELLOPE : Huh?
...and rear-ends her so hard that she spins out. He hits her again and her front end goes up on his hood.
KING CANDY : Get off of my track!
VANELLOPE : Hey!
She tries to shift and get off of his hood.
VANELLOPE : What, are you crazy!
KING CANDY: I forbid you to cross that finish line!
King Candy stands up, breaks the antenna off of his kart, and whacks at her. She screams.
VANELLOPE : Knock it off!
BACK AT THE FINISH LINE: Felix and Ralph fight off bugs. Felix points to the jumbotron.
FELIX : Ralph, look!
RALPH (seeing Vanellope in danger) Kid!
BACK IN THE MINES
She and King Candy wrestle with the antenna. She glitches nervously, causing King Candy to glitch, too.
VANELLOPE : Stop it!
KING CANDY ?!?!?: No! I'm not letting you undo all my hard work!
BACK IN THE ARENA: Felix and Ralph see it on the Jumbotron.
FELIX : Is that...
O N JUMBOTRON: The more King Candy glitches, the more we lose sight of him and get flashes of a creepy, familiar face.
RALPH : No way!
VANELLOPE What the— Who are you?!
KING CANDY / TURBO: I'm TURBO, the greatest racer ever ! And I did not reprogram this world to let YOU AND THAT HALITOSIS-RIDDLED WARTHOG TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
He aims for a wall separating a fork in the road. He’s going to ram her right into it.
KING CANDY / TURBO : TURBO-TASTIC!
The wall gets closer. King Candy laughs.
KING CANDY / TURBO: END OF THE LINE, GLITCH!!
VANELLOPE : (GASPS) Glitch. That's it.
The world seems to slow down as she concentrates.
VANELLOPE : Come on, Vanellope. I know you said you wouldn't do it again but you're going to do it one more time. Just focus and concentrate and... glitch!
She glitches, disappears, and reappears to the left of the fork. King Candy swerves, bounces off the wall, and heads down the right hand tunnel.
VANELLOPE : HAHAAA!! Sweet mother of monkey milk! I did it!
Vanellope speeds off and out of the mines.
KING CANDY / TURBO : NOOO!!!
King Candy, on the other hand, speeds right into the open mouth of a Cy-Bug!
14 Can't Leave the Game [ ]
BACK AT THE FINISH LINE: Ralph sees her coming. He and Felix have a path cleared for her.
RALPH : Bring it home, kid! The finish line's wide open!
BOOM! Cy-bugs start bursting out of the ground on the track. Vanellope screams and swerves around them, aiming for the finish line. But a Cy-Bug geyser bursts out right in front of her, sending her flying into a field of lollipops.
Ralph and Felix leave the finish line and run to her.
Ralph scoops her up out of candy debris.
RALPH : Kid, are you okay?
VANELLOPE : I’m fine, I’m fine. Let’s finish this race!
They turn to see that the finish line is being completely over-run by bugs. It collapses.
FELIX Oh my land.
RALPH : Alright, come on, we gotta get out of here.
They run out of the arena.
VANELLOPE : But I didn’t cross the finish line!
RALPH : There is no finish line!
ON THE RAINBOW: Calhoun shoots bugs.
CALHOUN : Move it or lose it, people. Come on, everybody, out. Now!
Ralph and Vanellope come running up the rainbow.
VANELLOPE : Ralph, it's not going to work!
RALPH : We got to try!
Ralph runs through the exit with Vanellope on his shoulders, but she’s ripped back into the game.
RALPH : Kid!
VANELLOPE : Ralph, I told you I can't leave the game.
RALPH : Come on. Get through.
He tries to push her through, but she can’t leave.
VANELLOPE : Ralph! Stop!
RALPH : It's got to work!
VANELLOPE : Stop, it's no use.
She jumps out of his hands and he kneels down, on the verge of tears.
VANELLOPE : It's okay, Ralph.
CALHOUN : All right, Fix-It.
Felix joins Calhoun as the last of the citizens leaves.
CALHOUN : That's everyone. Now, we've got to blow up this exit.
Ralph's weary face falls.
VANELLOPE : Just go. Go without me.
FELIX : But what about this game?
CALHOUN : Nothing we can do about it. Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters.
Ralph gets an idea, then looks up at Diet Cola Mountain.
RALPH : Beacon? (To Vanellope) Stay with Felix.
He jumps onto Calhoun’s cruiser. Wobbles. Steadies himself.
RALPH : (to Calhoun): Let me borrow that, lady.
VANELLOPE : Ralph! Where are you going?
RALPH : I got some wrecking to do!
Ralph flies off, through the air, most ungracefully.
RALPH : I'll meet you at the finish line!
FELIX : No! Wait!
CALHOUN : Fix-It, get behind me!
Calhoun steps ahead of Felix and Vanellope and shoots at the advancing bugs.
Ralph reaches the top of Diet Cola Mountain and jumps off the hover board. The crater’s center is like petrified Mentos (think Giant’s Causeway). Ralph punches it with all of his might. RUMBLE.
INT. INSIDE VANELLOPE’S LAIR
Small pieces break off the giant stalactite and land in the hot cola beneath. Bright glowing geysers shoot up all around.
BACK ON THE CRATER: Ralph gives it all he’s got. The crater cracks all around. He prepares for a final blow.
RALPH : One more! One...
SLAM! Ralph is knocked aside by what we assume is a Cy-Bug.
He slams hard into the rim of the mountain. He shakes it off, as we hear a familiar sinister LAUGH.
TURBO (O.S.): Welcome to the boss level!
Ralph looks up to see he is face-to-face with a giant, monstrous King Candy Turbo Cy-bug mash up.
RALPH : (stunned) Turbo.
KC TURBO BUG : (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! I can take over any game I want. I should thank you, but it'd be more fun to kill you.
Turbo lunges at him. Ralph rolls past him.
KC TURBO BUG: Get back here, little guy!
Turbo diverts Ralph with his Cy-Bug feet, then as Ralph tries to slam the Mentos.
KC TURBO BUG: Have some candy!
Turbo swipes him with his tail.
Ralph gets to his feet and dives for the crater.
KC TURBO BUG: Where do you think you're going?
Ralph slides under Turbo and throws him aside, but Turbo rolls towards him and catches him by his feet.
KC TURBO BUG : I'm not through with you yet. Up we go!
They fly up into the sky.
BACK AT THE RAINBOW
Calhoun struggles to fight off the cy-bugs as they swarm the exit. Felix pushes Vanellope behind him protectively.
VANELLOPE : Ralph!
Calhoun runs out of Ammunition. She resorts to swatting away bugs with the butt of her gun, but they close in.
CALHOUN : Fall back.
BACK IN THE AIR:
RALPH : (looking on) Kid!
Calhoun and Felix fall back through the exit. Vanellope stands before the bugs, alone.
RALPH : Vanellope!
KC TURBO BUG: Oh, look at that. It's your little friend. Let's watch her die together, shall we?
Ralph looks down at Vanellope, then looks to his goal, the volcano now far enough below him to slam down all the Mentos.
KC TURBO BUG : It's game over for both of you.
RALPH : (determined) No. Just for me!
Ralph breaks free from Turbo’s grasp and free falls.
BACK ON THE RAINBOW: Vanellope sees Ralph falling from such a great height.
FELIX : Vanellope!
A Cy-Bug closes in on her. She glitches and lands on top of the Cy-Bug. She glitches again and again, bouncing off Cy-Bugs towards the mountain.
BACK IN THE AIR: Ralph extends his fist downward to the Mentos, but is unable to keep steady, knowing full well that the cola will kill him.
RALPH : (reciting the BA affirmation) I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad.
Vanellope’s medal slips out of his shirt. He grabs onto it and hugs it to his chest.
RALPH : There's no one I'd rather be...
...than me.
The medal gives him strength and he steadies his position as he slams his fist down on the volcano’s Mentos crater. The top of the mountain explodes, and the stalactites fall towards the broiling hot diet cola. Ralph falls with them. This is it. He's gonna die a hero.
Suddenly, Vanellope rides up the side ramp in Crumbelina's kart. She makes the big jump and catches Ralph on the hood of her kart.
VANELLOPE : Don't worry. I got it under control.
She glitches through the side of the mountain just as the hot springs erupt and shoot upwards in a shining geyser. The Cy-Bugs instinctively stop fighting. They turn and fly towards the geyser's bright light. ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
Up in the air, Turbo looks around at the other bugs.
KC TURBO BUG: You fools! Why are you going into the ligh...
Turbo looks at the light and his eyes suddenly bulge like an entranced Cy-Bug. He flies towards the light.
KC TURBO BUG : (CHUCKLES) No! No, no, no. Yes... No! Yes... No! Go into the light!
He flies right into the light and is zapped. Ralph and Vanellope crash land in the chocolate river, safe.
RALPH : Whoa! Chocolate? (LAUGHS) It's chocolate! I love chocolate!
VANELLOPE : (WHOOPING)
RALPH : Oh, beautiful chocolate!
Felix and Calhoun see it all from the rainbow.
FELIX : (joyous) Haha! You did it, Ralph! Oh, way to go, brother!
He laughs for joy. Felix hops up and gives Calhoun an 8-bit-kiss on her cheek. She looks at him like she’s going to kill him and yanks him up by his collars to her eye level.
FELIX : I... Excuse...
She slams her lips on his. It’s worth a million points.
15 One Game at a Time [ ]
Felix puts the finishing touches on the finish line.
FELIX : All fixed.
RALPH : You ready for this?
VANELLOPE : As ready as I'll ever be.
Ralph gives Vanellope a push. She rolls across the line. Sparkles flicker everywhere. Vanellope rises up out of her kart, into the air, and twirls.
VANELLOPE : Whoa! What's with all the magic sparkles?
INT. CODE ROOM
The threads flicker. Vanellope’s lonely box is suddenly attached to the giant web by dozens of threads.
BACK ON THE TRACK: A beautiful blush-colored princess gown forms on her body. A crown appears on her head, and a wand in her hand. Her feet touch the ground, and the landscape resets to its original beauty. The citizens of Sugar Rush flood back into the game in amazement.
IN THE CODE ROOM: The royal box bursts open, freeing the memories of citizens and racers.
The faces of her citizens brighten as they remember, too. Sour Bill returns, a candy tree limb stuck to his back.
SOUR BILL: Now I remember. All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush : Princess Vanellope.
TAFFYTA : (gasps) I remember! She's our princess!
CANDLEHEAD : Oh, that's right!
TAFFYTA : We are so sorry about the way we treated you!
RANCIS : Yeah, those were, uh, jokes!
CANDELHEAD : I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
VANELLOPE : (a voice like Snow White) Tut tut! As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be… executed.
RACERS : WHAT!?!
They cry. They wail. Felix and Calhoun share a look, this is getting creepy.
FELIX : Oh, my land!
CALHOUN : Well, this place just got interesting.
TAFFYTA : [drops to her knees] No! I don't wanna die!
VANELLOPE : Ah, I'm just kiddin'!
TAFFYTA : You are?
VANELLOPE : Stop crying, Taffyta.
TAFFYTA : ( a total mess) I'm trying! It won't stop!
RALPH : Wow. So this is the real you. Princess.
VANELLOPE : Aw, Ralph, what are you, nuts? Come on. This isn't me.
Vanellope glitches right out of the dress and crown and back into her regular clothes.
VANELLOPE : This is me.
RALPH : Huh?
VANELLOPE : Look, the code may say I'm a princess, but I know who I really am, Ralph. I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever. I was here, I was there. I was glitching through the walls. I'm not giving that up.
WYNNCHEL : Um, pardon me for asking, but without a princess, who's going to lead us? Yeah. Who?
VANELLOPE : Uh, me. I'm thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy. President Vanellope von Schweetz. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
The Donut Cups share a smile.
CALHOUN : Fix-It, Wreck-It, the arcade's about to open. Let's move 'em out.
Felix joins Calhoun in the shuttle parked by the finish line. Ralph turns to Vanellope. She runs into his arms.
VANELLOPE : You could just stay here and live in the castle. You'd have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench or treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.
RALPH : I'm already happy. I've got the coolest friend in the world. And besides, I've got a job to do, too. It may not be as fancy as being president, but it's my duty. And it's a big duty!
VANELLOPE : (CHUCKLES)
FELIX : Ralph, are you coming, brother?
Ralph sets Vanellope down. They fist bump.
RALPH : See you later, President Fart Feathers.
VANELLOPE : Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.
RALPH : And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.
VANELLOPE : Goodbye, Major Body Odor!
RALPH : Hasta la vista, you...
FELIX : Ralph!
RALPH : All right. To be continued. Yeah!
Ralph jumps in the shuttle and watches her until the door closes.
Litwak grabs the out-of-order sign, just as Ralph rushes into the game.
RALPH (IN GAME): I’m gonna wreck it!
LITWAK : Hey! Ralph's back! Isn't that great! (LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) The gang's all here!
INT. BADANON
RALPH : So, I'm happy to report, and you'll be happy to hear, I'm taking life one game at a time.
The Bad Guys all clap.
KANO : All right! Yeah, Ralph!
EXT. NICELANDER APARTMENTS — GAME PLAY
The same building. Same game. Ralph falls in the mud. SPLAT!
RALPH (V.O): Of course, the job hasn't changed.
The Nicelanders bring him a Penthouse cake. His ugly figurine is on the roof of it with everyone else this time.
RALPH (V.O): But, news flash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me! And you know, that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game.
EXT. NICELAND APARTMENTS
BONUS LEVEL!
RALPH (V.O.): So here's what we did. We're gonna wreck it!
The homeless characters help Ralph wreck the building.
RALPH (V.O.): We asked them to help us out on the bonus levels.
FELIX : We can fix it!
Q*BERT : #?!
Felix and Q*bert work together to fix the building
RALPH (V.O.): I'm telling you, guys, we haven't been this popular in years. It's crazy.
Kids line their quarters up on the Fix-it Felix console while the moppet happily plays.
RALPH (V.O.): The gamers say we're "retro," which I think means "old but cool."
BOY: How come we never noticed this game?
EXT. NICELAND DUMP — AFTER HOURS
The dump has a new sign. It reads “WELCOME TO EAST NICELAND.”
RALPH (V.O.): Oh, and I decided that living in the dump wasn't making me feel very good, so I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys, too.
Ralph builds a rudimentary home. Nearby, Felix completes a row of professional-looking homes.
RALPH (V.O): Well, with a little help from Felix. Oh!
INT. CHURCH DAY: Felix and Calhoun are getting Married.
RALPH (V.O): And guess who was the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding.
Ralph stands beside Felix as his best man. Vanellope in her princess dress is there too.
RALPH (V.O): That's right, my friends, old Ham Hands himself. Very elegant affair. You should've seen it. Lot of grandeur. And not a single bug.
All the soldiers are on Calhoun’s side of the aisle. They cock their guns at the window. No bugs. All the Nicelanders and random game characters on are Felix’s side. Felix goes in for the kiss. Ralph perks up tears of joy.
RALPH (V.O): Let's just say, some tears were shed.
EXT. NICELAND APARTMENTS - ROOFTOP
RALPH (V.O): The best part of my day, is when the Nicelanders throw me off the roof. Because when they lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush.
As they carry him to the edge of the roof, he looks out.
RALPH’S POV: Through the arcade, a kid is playing as Vanellope as she speeds through the Sugar Rush racetrack.
RALPH (V.O): And I can watch Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, and the players love her, glitches and all, just like I knew they would.
She tries to get around two racers, and with a glitch and a flip, she takes the lead as the race ends. She wins! She holds out a fist to the gamer. The player fist-bumps the screen.
Vanellope then looks over at Ralph and gives a little wave.
That's when I realize: I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that kid likes me...
EXT. NICELAND APARTMENTS ROOFTOP
Ralph beams with pride. He waves back.
RALPH (V.O): How bad can I be?
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W reck-It Ralph smashed onto the cinema scene in 2012 with some state-of-the-art animation, great voice performances, and a uniquely sharp script. We're going to break down the Wreck-It Ralph screenplay by looking at its quotes, characters, and meta-references. By the end, you might be inspired to write a meta-textual script just like Phil Johnston and Jennifer Lee did!
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Wreck-It Ralph. An emotionally moving narrative that tells us something more about who we can be. Simply tremendous. Disney's Wreck-It Ralph restores Disney Animation to the storytelling prowess it once enjoyed in the early 90s. At times hilarious and at others heartfelt, even daring to venture into an emotionally dark place unseen in most modern animated films, Rich Moore's feature ...
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Wreck-It Ralph. Inciting Event: Ralph crashes the party in the Niceland apartments feeling left out of the festivities. He argues with Gene about their life in the apartment vs. living in the dump. Gene says he could live in the apartment if he won a medal, so Ralph vows to win a medal. First Plot Point: Ralph fails to show up in the game when ...
Wreck-It Ralph is an animated action-adventure comedy film directed by Rich Moore. It follows the titular character as he tries to break away from the stigma of being a bad guy in a video game. Ralph, who lives in an arcade along with several other characters, plays the role of the villain in the game Fix-It Felix. Tired of being the bad guy, Ralph sneaks into another game to become a hero ...
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Story Structure Analysis: Wreck-it-Ralph. Format: Movie. Released: 2012. Screenplay By: Phil Johnston and Jennifer Lee. Directed by: Rich Moore. Run Time: 93 minutes. Character: Wreck-it-Ralph. Plot summary of the 2012 computer-animated comedy film Wreck-it-Ralph continues below….
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Wreck-It Ralph, sometimes also referred to simply as Ralph, is a Disney media franchise primarily consisting of an animated comedy film series produced by Walt Disney Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures.The series tells the story of the eponymous arcade game villain named Wreck-It Ralph, who rebels against his "bad guy" role and dreams of becoming a hero.
This essay about "Wreck It Ralph" explores the transformation of the titular character from a programmed video game villain to a genuine hero. It highlights Ralph's struggle with his identity and desire for acceptance, which leads him to seek a hero's medal but ultimately teaches him the value of self-acceptance and the impact one can ...
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Rich Moore, et al. WRECK-IT RALPH. USA, 2012. Film, Video. motion picture | Feature film (over 60 minutes). "Batman theme" by and performed by Neal Hefti. (Songs). Inc: George Doering, Andrew Synowiec, electric guitar; Matt Chamberlain, drums; Wade Culbreath, Brian Kilgore, percussion.... Contributor: Jonathan Beard - Sean Barrett - Benjamin ...
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"Wreck It Ralph" quotes. Clips (199) Cast. A video game villain wants to be a hero and sets out to fulfill his dream, but his quest brings havoc to the whole arcade where he lives. Director: Rich Moore. Writer: Rich Moore, Phil Johnston, Jim Reardon. Production: N/A. Genre: animation, adventure, comedy.
Contractor [Score] - Peter Rotter. Creative Director - Dave Snow *. Crew [Score] - Adam Michalak, David Marquette, Greg Dennen, Greg Loskorn. Directed By [Music Production] - Andrew Page (2) Double Bass - Bruce Morgenthaler, Christian Kollgaard, David Parmeter, Drew Dembowski, Michael Valerio *, Nico Abondolo.